If Columbia still had a reputation to salvage, this should finish it

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Dispatches from the revolutionaries Lost & Fund chat. I’m not sure which is funnier, the “solidarity pig’s” missing suicide vest, or the person wondering where the homeless, non-gendered bum she gave her credit card to has gone*, but they all shine a light on the quality of students that Columbia’s been admitting these days.

UPDATE: I’ve realized that I’m guilty of missing the satire going on in those two particular posts. Columbia does have some bright wits (Brother Anthony being an older example of the type), and “Business Majors Against Capitalism” and a martyr’s vest festooned with toy hand grenades should have triggered my satire alert warning. Likewise, the poor dear missing her daddy’s Amex Centurion Card — winning through ridicule, and I missed it. On the other hand, how often are the Bee’s best efforts trumped by reality? The world is getting too absurd to distinguish fact from fiction.

And this is just heart-breaking, although I suspect it was posted by some jokester — funny either way, though

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