Would-be assassin is let off lightly because a sympathetic judge fears he'll have a tough time in prison, and our ruling news media is right there to switch the narrative

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You are what you say you are: a Cadillac Eldorado, a light bulb, a horny moose, or even a female ninja.

Waaaay back in April, the guy was a guy, and even NBC News knew it:

But wait! It’s October now, sentencing day, and the laws of nature, with our media’s assistance, have changed: