How can we miss you when you won't stay away?
/‘Mad as hell’ Canadians* cancel US travel en masse as trade war escalates
“All Canadians are either hockey players or whores”
“Waaait a minute, my mother’s Canadian!”
(Long pause)
“Oh really? Ah, what position does she play?”
*Now known as residents of the 51st state or, as Homer Simpson would have it, America Jr.