How can we miss you when you won't stay away?

‘Mad as hell’ Canadians* cancel US travel en masse as trade war escalates

“All Canadians are either hockey players or whores”

“Waaait a minute, my mother’s Canadian!”

(Long pause)

“Oh really? Ah, what position does she play?”

*Now known as residents of the 51st state or, as Homer Simpson would have it, America Jr.