Trump: is there NOTHING he'll stop at? No detail too small if it will restore us to sanity? (Updated)

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— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) February 7, 2025

The ban was stupid to begin with, and the mythical harm done to adorable sea turtles was debunked long ago: That anti-straw movement? It's all based on one 9-year-old's suspect statistic.

For that matter, did you know that we have an entire division of the Department of the Interior devoted to promulgating useless regulations like this and enforcing them? Call in the Doge Boyz.

UPDATE: While searching for the number of government employees working for our Chief Sustainability Officer — I couldn’t find an answer; I’m sure the Boyz will — I stumbled upon a fascinating fact: there is such a thing as a non-governmental Chief Sustainability Officer; in fact, there were 331,100 of them as of 2023, 90% of whom are paid more than $239,000 per year. What a waste of resources, time and money: $76,792,000,000 — that’s billion, with a B.