Awwww

IF YOUR SCHADENBONER LASTS MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, CONSULT A DOCTOR:

Schumer spent years rousing his activist base to protest and riot and now won't face them. https://t.co/4WBDGIMa6K

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 17, 2025

Happier Days: Chuck pretending to cook cheeseburgers by placing a square of processed cheese onto raw meat.