Old Greenwich sale

3 Vista Avenue, $5.2 million, $5.8 asked.

“Exclusion: Dining Room Chandelier, Curtains and Roman shades in dining room and living room”

I’ve always enjoyed these curtain exclusions; back when I practiced residential real estate law, there were some fierce fights between sellers and owners over the damn things, and when, sometimes, my buyer/client won, I’d ask them a year or so later, “what you’d do with them?” “Oh, was the invariable reply, “it turned out they didn’t fit, so they’re in the attic.”

Tee hee.