“Maryland Man” has grown stale; meet the next media darling, “Brooklyn Man”, Señor Felix Rojas

“Hey, we do that to our idiot constituents all day, every day; not to worry”

The story of Mr. Rojas, who was caught raping a dead subway passenger “per anus and per os”, as criminal statutes would have it, received scant attention by such august news sources as the NYT: his act of depravity filling the wrong cavities was briefly reported, and then disappeared. But now that Rojas has been revealed to be an illegal alien, look for a spurt of fond, even orgasmic adoration and a flurry of visitors to his jail cell as he awaits release on no bond.

Man accused of raping corpse on New York subway train is illegal immigrant who repeatedly crossed US border

Felix Rojas, aged 44, had crossed the US-Mexico border without authorisation“on several occasions” during the 1990s, before being intercepted by Border Patrol agents and voluntarily departing, an ICE spokesperson said, according to the New York Post.

Rojas subsequently re-entered the country undetected until his arrest by NYPD on Sunday evening. The arrest was in connection with the violation of Jorge Gonzalez, a 37-year-old family man who had passed away on an R train approximately three weeks prior, officials confirmed.

A court proceeding this week revealed what Rojas allegedly did after finding Gonzalez dead or dying on a subway bench on April 8. According to prosecutors, surveillance footage shows Rojas first going through Gonzalez’s pockets to rob him, then returning to sexually assault his body. 

They said Rojas repeatedly zipped up his pants and adjusted Gonzalez’s trousers whenever the train stopped, trying to avoid being caught in the act. Prosecutors said the assault lasted over 30 minutes. Gonzalez's death was likely due to natural causes, several reports said.

Court records indicate Rojas remained present when an MTA employee discovered the body at approximately 12:25 pm. Emergency services instructed Rojas to exit the train whilst they examined Gonzalez, who was pronounced deceased at the location. Rojas faces charges including rape and grand larceny, and is being held without bail. [So far — give a woke judge a chance —Ed]. He entered a not guilty plea and is due to appear in court on May 5.

Prosecutors revealed he had presented "a passport from another country" upon surrendering to the NYPD. The ICE spokesperson noted that Rojas's most recent illegal entry date remains unknown. ICE officials in New York City filed immigration detainers against Jeronimo's release with Manhattan Central Booking on Monday, and with the Department of Corrections at Rikers Island on Wednesday following his remand order, the spokesperson confirmed.

An ICE spokesperson, referring to the accused as Felix Jeronimo-Rojas, confirmed Border Patrol encounters in 1998 (three times) and 1999 (once), with Rojas voluntarily returning to Mexico after each instance.