I'm not being racist here, I'm just saying guys, pro-tip for when attempting to pass phony Benjamins: pick a location where you can blend in, and dress appropriately for your surroundings

“one of these things is not like the others”

Suspects Arrested for Passing Fraudulent $100 Bills on Greenwich Ave

An Ohio man was arrested after an incident involving fraudulent $100 Bills on Greenwich Avenue on Sunday afternoon.

Greenwich Police said that they were dispatched to a report of a Black male wearing green shorts who had passed a fraudulent $100 bill at Greenwich Pharmacy.

Units located [I’m gonna guess pretty easely — Ed.] and stopped two men matching the description. Investigation revealed that the arrestee, Kevin Miller, 25, of Youngstown, Ohio, had a bag from Lilly Pulitzer, an establishment near Greenwich Pharmacy.

This prompted officers to contact Lilly Pulitzer employees who confirmed that Mr. Miller had passed a fraudulent $100 bill there.

Bonus tip: commit your crimes in a jurisdiction where they play catch-and-release: NYC, California, Oregon, Chicago, D.C. ….

Miller was charged with Larceny 6, Conspiracy to Commit Larceny 6, 35 counts of Forgery 1 and 35 counts of Conspiracy to Commit Forgery 1.

He was processed and unable to post his $210,000 bond and remained in police custody.

He was assigned a date in Stamford Superior Court on July 14, 2025.

Also arrested in the incident was Justin Scott, 27, of Bronx NY. He was charged with Possession of Controlled Substance, Larceny 6, Conspiracy to Commit Larceny 6, 35 counts of Forgery 1 and 35 counts of Conspiracy to Commit Forgery 1.

His bond was also set at $210,000, which he was unable to post. He shares the July 14 court date [and a jail cell? — ED] with Mr. Miller.