Ciderhouse Rules
/Hazmat crew reveals what liquid attacker sprayed on Rep. Ilhan Omar: apple cider vinegar
How bad was it? This bad:
Minneapolis Council Member LaTrisha Vetaw, who ended up being hit by some of the liquid, told The Post the stench was so bad she vomited.
“It smelled like vinegar or ammonia,” Vetaw said, adding that the odor was “overwhelming.”
“It started out smelling really like apple cider vinegar-smelly. Then it started to smell like ammonia, like a strong, pure ammonia smell, I was wondering why the smell wasn’t going away.”
“I got sick to my stomach,” she continued. “I went outside and threw up because, like, the smell was so strong.”
In the entire history of the world, from the beginning of time until today, no one has ever been sickened to the point of vomiting from smelling apple cider vinegar. America’s Paper of Record offers another, more plausible explanation:
Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food
We need common senses apple cider vinegar regulations in America, this madness has to end https://t.co/LpxXB4FcsN pic.twitter.com/tNC0jaUH8d
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) January 28, 2026
Same situation with Socrates' self-dirt napping and hemlock. (Hemlock of course being ancient Greek for, "Apple Cider Vinegar".) pic.twitter.com/ZoPnFnTRnK
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) January 28, 2026
What a douche https://t.co/mJcq1BqkWc
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) January 28, 2026