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A bear has chosen to squat in — well, under — a Californian’s home and the state won’t help, presumably because its laws protect squatters. The story’s at the link, but the comments are the best part; lots of bad puns and creative solutions, like this one:
If he sets up an instagram account and starts calling the bear his pet the state will come back and euthanize the bear instantly https://t.co/IixX75Vjbl
— Raven (@raven_brah) December 30, 2025