Forget asking her for a venti triple-shot fermented soy double-berry matchalatte with guava syrup, this barista couldn't pour you a black coffee

Take thirty seconds to enjoy the spectacle of a woman who is said to be positioning herself (on her knees, like that recent contender?) to run for president in 2028, then reflect on the fact that, if she does run, she’ll probably collect 60% - 80%? — of the under-30 vote. Whoo, boy.

And, bonus material here she is channeling the Mistress of Mangle, the one and (until now) only, Kamala.