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/welcome to america, mates
Here in its entirety is Maine Public Radio’s coverage of this latest border incident here in Vacation Land:
Border Patrol arrest 4 British men on the Golden Road for alleged illegal border crossing
Border Patrol agents arrested four British nationals last week on the Golden Road, after the men allegedly crossed the border illegally in a remote section of Somerset County.
According to court records, maple workers alerted agents at the St. Zacharie port of entry to four men walking on the Golden Road, which is primarily used by logging trucks.
Border Patrol agents found the men near the road and took them into custody for allegedly entering the U.S. without inspection.
Agents also took two U.S. citizens into custody on suspicion they were planning to pick up the British men. They were found on the Golden Road after their car ran out of gas, according to court records.
And now, courtesy of Paul Harvey’s ghost, is the rest of, and the real story:
4 British men were just caught illegally crossing the US northern border into Maine…
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Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah
Hameed Mohammed Nagi
Ibrahim Ayyub Khan
Mohammed Sultan Saleh
Just your typical English chaps. pic.twitter.com/CNj1kqvG7o
NPR appears to have borrowed ABC News’ editor:
Umm…wow. https://t.co/mgpClLHPzM
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