Might as well rent, then, rather than buy

Alarming study reveals the universe will end much, much sooner than previously estimated

The new calculation is that it all ends in 10⁷⁸ years, down from the previously estimated 10¹¹⁰⁰. Bummer.

Some might wonder at the Post’s headline and ask, “alarming to whom?”, but those same people are probably still consuming micro-plastics and don’t wear their bicycle helmets when performing yard work during acorn-dropping season, so ….