Woke up this morning to news of last night's "assassination attempt" but was quickly relieved to learn that, just like the Butler stage show, it was fake — whew!

It’s all part of the plot with Israel to keep trump in power for another twenty years

I cannot stress this enough, this narrative crystallized basically while the bullets were still in flight. I've never seen them this insane before. pic.twitter.com/btzyH6kyZ2

— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) April 26, 2026