TACO — "Trump Always Chickens Out" (I had to look it up, because I'm not on the same websites as these traitors)
/Trump is calling reporters today to tell them he is going to commit mass war crimes next week. GOP leaders need to stop him.
— Chris Murphy 🟧 (@ChrisMurphyCT) April 5, 2026
Never mind that blowing up bridges and power plants and killing innocent Iranians won't reopen the Strait.
It's also a clear war crime. 1/ A 🧵on why: https://t.co/glJFf6jfEC
Ceasefire announced, and Murphy doesn’t lose a beat:
This is an account close to the Iranian leadership. We are now seeing the shape of why Iran agreed so enthusiastically to this "ceasefire".
— Chris Murphy 🟧 (@ChrisMurphyCT) April 8, 2026
They will control and toll the Strait for the first time. They keep their nuclear program. They keep their missiles.
What a disaster. https://t.co/Il18spp6qm
Chris Murphy went from threatening to charge President Trump with war crimes if he refused to negotiate with Iran to calling it cataclysmic that he negotiated a cease fire.
— 💋Elissa4Real💋 (@EL4USA) April 8, 2026
He's losing his mind from TDSpic.twitter.com/7wt3KxM9rQ
CNN’s right there with the rest of them. First, reporting as legitimate news the same fraudulent Nigerian press release Murphy relies on.
CNN Fell for Fake Iran 'Victory' Claim
…. The left-wing network blasted out a headline claiming Iran had scored a “great victory” over the United States. The network attributed the claim to Iran’s Supreme National Security Council and reported that Tehran had forced the U.S. into accepting a sweeping 10-point plan.
There was just one problem: The statement wasn’t real.
President Donald Trump wasted no time calling it out.
“The alleged Statement put out by CNN World News is a FRAUD, as CNN well knows,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. To really drive the point further, he even pointed out where the fake statement came from. “The false Statement was linked to a Fake News site (from Nigeria) and, of course, immediately picked up by CNN, and blared out as a ‘legitimate’ headline.”
(Here’s the CNN “news”):
Iran says it forced US to accept 10-point plan
Iran says it has achieved a great victory and forced the United States to accept its 10-point plan, according to a statement from Iran’s Supreme National Security Council.
Not done yet, it published this “expert” opinion this morning:
Iran emerges from the war with an unprecedented strategic advantage
Analysis by Abbas Al Lawati
The Iranian regime was at the weakest point in its history on the eve of the US-Israeli war in late February, with most of its leverage wiped out by adversaries over the preceding two years. Six weeks later, it emerged battered but with strategic gains not seen even during the era of the powerful Western-allied shah.
The two-week ceasefire announced by Iran and the United States may leave Tehran in effective control of the world’s most important maritime chokepoint. When US President Donald Trump ordered Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, he didn’t demand that it relinquish that position. Instead, he amplified a letter from Iran’s foreign minister affirming Tehran’s authority over the waterway.
Previously, Iran’s status as a nuclear-threshold state and its network of regional proxy groups allowed it to project power. Now, Hormuz has effectively replaced both as its biggest source of leverage – even as its reopening is hailed by Trump as a major achievement, despite the fact that shipping had flowed freely through the strait before the war, without any state asserting control over it.
But wait, there’s more!
Rabid Neocon Bill Kristol has joined with Murphy and his new ally Nick Fuentes to denounce the failure of Trump to blast Iran back to the stone age.
Something interesting to look out for in an egregore, a version of the double bind: forked preloaded rhetoric that condemns an enemy regardless of outcomes. In this case: either Trump is a madman who's going to destroy the world, or he's chicken. https://t.co/AykQygiem3
— St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 (@St_Rev) April 8, 2026
You literally thought he was going to commit genocide this morning...
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) April 8, 2026
...and now you're mad he didn't
Cannot make this up, Leftists are seriously the stupidest humans on the face of the earth
Did you spend 20 years cheering the Iraq War?
Take a seat, Bill. pic.twitter.com/oALvWZLzQO
UPDATE
Let’s flip the scenario for a moment.
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) April 8, 2026
Imagine Iran killed Trump in the first 5 minutes of the war, established air superiority over the US mainland, wiped out the entire US Air Force, US Navy, killed half the Cabinet, flattened the US military industrial complex, then started… https://t.co/V0Vgq39tdV
Libs when Trump doesn’t wipe out an entire civilization pic.twitter.com/WMtL4U3tTe
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 8, 2026