OH, Canada — you don't have to follow EVERY idiot idea that your better neighbor to the south dreams up.

The infection has spread: Canadian police will be taking a hike in high heels to prove … well, what will it prove?

Canadian police invite the public to ‘Walk a Mile’

Whilst being filmed with his ankles shaking, ready to roll over at any second, in bright red heels, this Canadian cop, brutally stripped of any sense of dignity, promotes an event called “Walk a Mile” in Bowmanville this Saturday, June 13, to raise awareness for domestic violence… or something.

We’ve witnessed this before, unfortunately, eleven years ago in Philadelphia:

.2015: Temple University ROTC cadets march in support of a “Walk a Mile” parade. Pete Hegseth has made sure this will never happen again on his watch; up north, well, not so much ….