Yeah, well, whatever

7 Hearthstone Drive in Riverside, listed 8 days ago at $5.695 million, is reported pending.

The reason, by the way, that the residents of Hearthstone are no longer installing speed bumps on the road and re-installing them each time the town ripped them out is not because the street traffic has slowed down, but because they grew tired of their battle with the town.

Zoom zoom.