Sale on Mallard Speedway

22 Mallard Drive, listed at $2.350 million, sold to buyers from West Orange, NJ for $2.850 million. It’s perfectly understandable that someone living next door to Newark and under the rule of Democrats who make our own crooks look almost benevolent would pay a premium to escape.

Not sure whether I’d choose escape to exactly here, but I suppose if the children are nimble and old enough to be trusted to play in traffic, they’ll have a better chance of survival on Mallard than on West Orange’s Interstate 280 (barely).