From the Arday Chronicles
/The Cambridge Fraud (properly, the “fraud that is Cambridge”) professor Jason Arday is gone, but the stench lingers on.
This is the opening to one of Jason Arday’s papers.
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) August 17, 2026
It is virtually unreadable. Maybe the worst sentence ever written in the English language.
“Replete with espoused discourses of equality, diversity and inclusion within public bodies, is the UK, wherein lauded initiatives… pic.twitter.com/2RE0qX2UQg
At least they were speaking to the same audience
"No carry your phone enta toilet!" BBC Pidgin admonishes Africans
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 17, 2026
"Toilet na where we dey poopoo and dis our poopoo dey carry bacteria" pic.twitter.com/OCOS5NNNx9