Never has the taxpayers' money been so well spent

all packed up and ready to go

Harry, Meghan and the royal brats have apparently decided to enroll in our government’s “So Long We’re Gonna Miss You” program, accept the $2,600 bonuses and free one-way air tickets, and will voluntarily self-deport. So what’s that — $10,400, and four bunks on a cargo plane? It’s a screaming bargain.