No rape please, we're British

Oh, to be in England

UK Home Office prints guide to teach migrants not to rape women and kids.

This is not satire.

The government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain is handing out guides to migrants upon entry to teach them why raping people is bad.

It’s good to see that the British Home Office has taken a lesson from their German counterparts, who handled the same problem last year by issuing a guide warning white women not to sexually assault one-legged Muslims whilst in public (pubic?) swimming pools, and white men from molesting Muslim girls, even if they aren’t wearing burkas.