Will the last one out at the Episcopal Church please shut off the lights?
/hide-and-seek at the tombs (Swathed as he was, it would have been cruel to demand that Lazarus “come out with your hands up”)
"Rev" Jeanne M. Hansknecht of St. Paul's says that Jesus demonstrated that Lazarus was gay by calling him to "come out." Then, after arguing that Lazarus had no recorded wife or children, she spews this gem:
— The Dissenter (@disntr) September 28, 2026
"And he was a good friend of Jesus, not a student or disciple, but a… pic.twitter.com/AMVhWAVGJI
“…… friend, which in my mind's eye ranks right up there with being a friend of Dorothy."
*Episcopalian? But of course!