And speaking of gifts

Babylon Bee stings again

Babylon Bee stings again

Struggling Biden campaign now offering free AOL for rally attendance

U.S.—Joe Biden's campaign is struggling to motivate younger voters, but he has a plan: offering free AOL trials to anyone who shows up to his rallies.

"Come on by, say hi to uncle Joe, and grab one of our free AOL CDs," Biden says in an ad for his campaign tour. "You know, the great thing about AOL is that you get so many hours of internets. Only squares use Compuserve, Prodigy, or MSN. We're keen on America Online!"

Speaking of Joe, I saw some report today that Bloomberg is now in the lead in Florida, with something like 23% for him, 21% Joe, and 10ish percent each for the other two. Did I read that wrong? Is it even possible?

Update: Lest we forget

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Another price cut on Winding Lane

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1 Winding Lane, now $5.950 million. It started at $6.950 in September 2018 and probably has more to go. The previous owner priced it at $9.1 million in May 2005 but dropped that price rapidly over the next few months. By October it was down to $7.8 and he sold it to these owners for $7.4 after just 117 days on the market.

But that owner was the late Martin Zweig, and he used this house as just one of many weekend homes; he had no inclination to hang on, and could afford not to. That doesn’t seem to be the case with these owners.

Even today, this property’s more of a gym/playhouse than a full-time residence, so $6 million seems a lot to pay for such an insignificant indulgence. But who knows, maybe Tom Brady will want it for his workouts?

Not much fun in February, but there’s always Barbados, if EOS will let you on

Not much fun in February, but there’s always Barbados, if EOS will let you on

The love that dare not speak its name — not in Wokeland, anyway.

Getting to know you

Getting to know you

Frenzy erupts when Limbaugh points out that Mayor Pete is married to another man

[DNC leaders] are looking at Mayor Pete, 37-year-old gay guy, mayor of South Bend, loves to kiss his husband on the debate stage. And they're saying, OK, how's this going to look, 37-year-old gay guy kissing his husband on stage next to 'Mr. Man' Donald Trump?" the host said. "What's going to happen there? And they got to be looking at that, and they've got to be saying, that despite all the great progress and despite all the great wokeness, and despite all the great ground that's been covered, America's still not ready to elect a gay guy kissing his husband on the debate stage president."

Joe Biden responded:

"Look, you know, you saw — you just had on what Rush Limbaugh said," the former vice president said Thursday on ABC's  The View. "I mean, my God. But it is part of the depravity of this administration. I mean, the idea that, you know, Pete and I are competitors, but this guy has honor, he has courage, he’s smart as hell."

Buttigeig does indeed seem to have all the qualities Biden describes, and heterosexuality is no prerequisite for running a country, but Limbaugh’s right: someone over at the DNC has to be at least wondering how many votes Democrats will lose if they run a gay candidate. Zero? Unlikely. 5%? 10%? 20%? It’s bound to be some number, and only the rankest hypocrite would deny that it’s at least an issue to consider. But that’s not how the game is played. Bloomberg was savaged earlier this week for citing crime statistics for minorities: everyone knows they’re true, but acknowledging that would mean discussing the issues raised, rather than just pretending there are none. So throw the racist card, or the homophobic card, and end the matter, before things get uncomfortable.

It’s all very much like English Victorian England, when entire topics were skillfully avoided lest any proper lady or gentleman be offended. In fact, we seemed determined to do the Victorians one better.


Maybe Epstein is still too much in the news?

19 Witherell Drive

19 Witherell Drive

Of course, Epstein’s tastes seemed to have run to young girls, not boys, but I see that Roy Cohn’s former weekend hideaway at 19 Witherell Drive is having difficulty finding a buyer — too reminiscent of Little St. James? Regardless, FWIW revisits this property on each price reduction, and today’s no exception: it’s now asking $4.450 million. The current owners paid $5 million for it in 2012, completely renovated it, and returned to the market in 2017 at $5.795. It’s been downhill ever since.

It’s a great house in a great location and these owners did a wonderful job of transformation, but money sunk into renovations is usually just that: sunk. Make the changes you want to make a house suit your needs, but your payback will probably come in the form of increased enjoyment, rather than cash.