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No conformist he, Blake flouts convention and eschews the button down collar. No pasarán!, bro’ — I absolutely dig you! Right on!

No conformist he, Blake flouts convention and eschews the button down collar. No pasarán!, bro’ — I absolutely dig you! Right on!

College professor: campus conformity perpetuates racial inequality

Blake Silver’s new book “The Cost of Inclusion: How Student Conformity Leads to Inequality on College Campuses” details the daily activities of some 100 college students participating in “a living-learning community, a club sports team and a student organization focused on service.”

Silver tells Inside Higher Ed that instead of helping prepare students for life in “a diverse democratic society,” extracurriculars actually pressure students to conform.

If there’s any institution that demands conformity and punishes wrong-thinking more than the modern college campus, it’s the institutions where graduates of those colleges end up. Like Google, like Twitter.

I don’t think Professor Silver’s speaking about that kind of conformity, though.

Politico suddenly discovers the horror of secularism and blasphemy

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Don’t blame those poor Muslims, they were forced to behead kafirs after the government refused to.

“You want a job done right, do it yourself,” Mohamed Rashib Talib told FWIW. “And besides, she shouldn’t have worn that dress. Now excuse me, I see a church that’s still open”.

After posting that, I turned over another rock and discovered that the Associated Press is taking the same approach as Politico. I’m so old, I remember when both organizations despised and belittled religion; now they’ve seen the light, and I wonder what caused their conversion?

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Wait, I thought parents were expected to sacrifice their children to protect the old and frail

No soup for you! For us? well, different, because reasons

No soup for you! For us? well, different, because reasons

Governor Newsom sends his kids back to their private school’s classrooms.

Hmmm. California’s private schools are open, while many/most public schools remain closed. I don’t have an exact figure on how many of California’s uber-rich send their kids to public schools, but I have a hunch it’s a lot less than the number of children of the merely-rich and middle-class and poor who are stuck at home serving as pawns in the kabuki theatre that is Wuhan Flu.

The Teachers Union is upset:

The California Teachers Union criticized the governor earlier this year for allowing private schools to apply for waivers to reopen, which many of them did. 

“The Newsom children's return to school reinforces concerns from lawmakers that families who can afford private schools have a jumpstart, further widening the achievement gap,” Politico reported.

The biggest advantage private schools hold over the public ones is that the former don’t employ many members of the Teachers Union. Still, I share the union’s sentiments and assessment of the situation.

Does George Washington University know something the pollsters don't?

Prediction: one of these two won’t be around by Wednesday morning 11/4.

Prediction: one of these two won’t be around by Wednesday morning 11/4.

University sets up post-election counseling services, advises students to batten down the hatches.

George Washington University is encouraging students to seek therapy following the election, while warning students to prepare for Election Day “as you would for a hurricane or a snowstorm,” by encouraging students to stock up on supplies.

In an email sent to students and obtained by the Daily Caller, the D.C. university said counseling and psychological services would be available over the next few weeks and encouraged students to utilize the available services.

“You or your friends may experience a number of reactions following the election,” the email reads. “Having a reaction is both normal and expected. Sometimes emotional aftershocks or stress reactions appear immediately and some may appear in a few hours or several days/weeks after.”

But wait, but wait. What if the precious darlings want to scoot from the safe rooms for a little window-smashing, and there’s like, a test scheduled, or something? No worries, that falls under the category of “election-related activity” (not to be pronounced by Japanese students, lest a misunderstanding and a slap ensue) and your pater familias has you covered:

The school is also offering “academic assistance” to students who may face “academic difficulty that may be related to election-related activity.”

Phew! (Cost of sa year at this august institution: $74,160.)

This would seem in line what readers of this blog and I have said: we've stopped reading him

Hey! Where’d you guys go?

Hey! Where’d you guys go?

Although most of us apparently left years ago.

Drudge Report traffic plunges as content turns against Trump

The Drudge Report posted a 45 percent decline in web traffic in September as the site alienated its core readers by turning against President Trump ahead of the 2020 presidential election.

The data — derived from comScore, which tracks the industry — were released in a report by TheRighting, a website that analyzes traffic to right-leaning websites. TheRighting told The Post that the Drudge Report had 1,291,000 unique visitors in September, according to data supplied by comScore, down from 2,340,000 in the same month a year ago.

September’s eye-popping decline marks the ninth month in a row that the political news aggregation website run by reclusive founder Matt Drudge has seen traffic fall, TheRighting said.

The plunge comes at a time when demand for political news has been soaring on both sides of the aisle leading up to a highly charged presidential election. And experts say it’s directly tied to the Drudge Report’s sudden and unexpected switch earlier this year from a conservative-leaning news outlet to one that’s decidedly anti-Trump.

“It’s catastrophic what has happened to his web traffic,” said Matt Lysiak, author of “The Drudge Revolution.” “He’s on a fast track to irrelevance.”

The Left doesn't need another Huffington Post or Politico, and the Right never needed one in the first place.

Assuming that public schools offer SOME benefits, this is bad news for the kids Leftists claim to care about

Robert A. Taft Information and Technology High School, Cincinnati. 11% of Graduates proficient in reading, 6% in basic math

Robert A. Taft Information and Technology High School, Cincinnati. 11% of Graduates proficient in reading, 6% in basic math

(I chose this picture of Robert Taft Information and Technology High School because it’s obviously an expensive, top-quality building, and its name suggests that its curriculum focuses on the currently popular STEM program, yet Money Inc. named it the worst high school in the US in 2019. )

Catrin Wigfall, American Experiment: Report estimates as many as 25% of marginalized Minnesota are missing from school since March.

As schools across the country continue to remain closed, too many students are paying the price. From academic impacts to social-emotional and mental health impacts, school closures have had grave consequences on students. In Minnesota, many students have not stepped foot in a classroom since March.

But they aren’t just missing from the classroom, they are likely missing from school altogether, according to a report released by the Washington-based nonprofit Bellwether Education Partners.

Using news reports and state and local survey data sources, researchers Hailly T.N. Korman, Bonnie O’Keefe and Matt Repka predict as many as 52,250 educationally marginalized students in Minnesota have possibly not attended school since closures began in March. That is more than the seating capacity of Target Field (39,504) and even the TCF Bank Stadium (50,805). In the U.S., estimates of missing marginalized students are between 1 to 3 million.

The report’s authors identify five groups of public school students most at risk from school closures: children in foster care, students experiencing homelessness, students with disabilities, English language learners, and migrant students. (While recognized as likely experiencing higher levels of educational disruptions from school closures, students of color and low-income students were not included because the researchers decided “these groups were too large and overlapped too much with the other groups of interest to add meaningful estimates.”)

Korman, O’Keefe and Repka then calculated a likely percentage of students in the identified groups not in school based on media reports and available data. The identified students included those who haven’t logged online but would if they had the opportunity to do so and those “who have made a transition away from school engagement in ways that could be permanent.”

For Minnesota, the number of marginalized students is estimated to be around 209,000. If one percent of those students lost access to education from schools shutting down, that would impact 2,090 students. If 10 percent lost access, around 20,900 students. And if 25 percent, over 52,000 students in those above-mentioned groups possibly haven’t received formal education — virtual or in-person — in seven months.

Stories from across the country illustrate this problem.

In Los Angeles, 15%-20% of English learners, students in foster care, students with disabilities, and homeless students didn’t access any of the district’s online educational materials from March through May.

In Washington, D.C., back-to-school family surveys found that 60% of students lacked the devices and 27% lacked the high-speed internet access needed to successfully participate in virtual school.

In Miami-Dade County, 16,000 fewer students enrolled this fall compared with last year.

This loss of a school year may not cause any significant harm, though, because the majority of high school graduates of inner-city schools, where many (most?) of these marginalized children live, emerge from 12-years of “schooling” completely unprepared for gainful employment or college.

New York City’s school system is one of those failed cesspits.

New York City’s literacy rates are on the decline: nearly 80 percent of high school graduates lack basic skills like reading, writing and math and are required to relearn them before qualifying for community college.

During his most recent State of the City address, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg hyped about the large investment the city has made on education – a multi-billion dollar investment that seems to have done little to help the city’s teens.

Critics pointed out that just 13 percent of black and Latino students graduate from New York City schools with the skills required for community college – and overall, 80 percent of all graduates lack these skills.

And Detroit

According to estimates by The National Institute for Literacy, roughly 47 percent of adults in Detroit, Michigan — 200,000 total — are “functionally illiterate,” meaning they have trouble with reading, speaking, writing and computational skills. Even more surprisingly, the Detroit Regional Workforce finds half of that illiterate population has obtained a high school degree.

And Baltimore

Baltimore City students scored near the bottom in reading and math compared to children in other cities and large urban areas on an important national assessment given in 2017, according to scores released Tuesday morning.

In fourth- and eighth-grade reading, only 13 percent of city students are considered proficient or advanced. In fourth-grade math, 14 percent were proficient and in eighth-grade math 11 percent met the mark, according to the National Assessment of Educational Progress, a federally mandated test from the U.S. Department of Education.

And so on. This nonfeasance and malfeasance has been going on for decades, and the sorry decline in academic ability is not just restricted to poor children or innercity schools,

That’s the conclusion of Education World, a publication by teachers, for teachers.


According to the U.S. Department of Education, 47 million American adults are functionally illiterate today, and each week, another 44,000 people are added to the U. S. adult illiterate population.

The U.S. Department of Education says that the number of functionally illiterate 17-year-olds in the United States still is about 13 percent. Among minority youth, 44 percent of 17-year-olds are functionally illiterate.

About 13 percent of all 17-year-olds in the United States can be considered functionally illiterate. Functional illiteracy among minority youth may run as high as 40 percent.

According to "Youth at the Crossroads: Facing High School and Beyond," a 2000 Education Trust report, however, "although only one country does better than we do in grade 4 science, by the 12th grade, we outperform only Cyprus and South Africa. Our 12th graders end up in the same position in mathematics”.

Democrats claim they are the elite, because, they assert, they are “compassionate”, yet they’re run these shitholes of slums and useless schools for decades for the benefit of the public employee and teachers unions. Citizens without political clout and, especially school children, have been left to rot. If that’s compassion, if that’s the best they can do, then they should step back and get out of the way.







Unconstitutional? You bet; it'll take five-minutes for the court to strike it down. But it's the 9th circuit, so you never know

FORGET IT JAKE, IT’S CHINATOWN

FORGET IT JAKE, IT’S CHINATOWN

Small business owner sues Oregon over its race-based Covid relief program

Earlier this year, in the response to the coronavirus pandemic, the Oregon Legislature established a $62 million relief fund that’s only available to individuals and business owners who “self-identify as Black.” These public funds are not available to Hispanic, Asian-American, Native American, or White business owners or individuals. 

This blatant racially discriminatory scheme cried out to be challenged as unconstitutional. Sure enough, it is now being challenged.

The plaintiff is Great Northern Resources, Inc., a small family-owned logging business that has suffered financially because of the pandemic. Its owner is white, and thus the business is ineligible to receive any of the public funds granted by the Oregon Legislature. 

In its suit, Great Northern Resources asserts that by distributing government benefits on the basis of race, Oregon has violated the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. To me, this seems self evident. 

The plaintiffs have asked the courts “to immediately freeze this unlawful program and that no additional state money be distributed until the program is expanded to all Oregonians, regardless of their skin color or ethnic heritage.”

I suppose the court could find a way around the Constitution’s prohibition against this kind of discrimination by ruling that since the law says “self-identifying as black”, whites need only self-identify as blacks, and problem solved. But the law also specifies that something called “The Black United Fund of Oregon” is responsible for managing grants to individuals from the Fund”, so that’s a thin reed to rely on. Or would be, in another circuit.

But it’s the 9th Circuit, and although Trump (and McConnell) have appointed ten judges there during trump’s term of office, to its bench, cases are assigned to judges by random draw and Obama appointees still outnumber Trump’s. Add in Bush appointees, who were named at a time when either of a state’s two Senators (far left, in Oregon’s case) could block an appointment, and the odds are in the whackos’ favor.

The Complaint filed by Great Northern Resources is available here.

Can you imagine the joy and pride of this writer?

Best thread EVER: USA Today fact-checked The Babylon Bee about Trump wanting a Space Navy for the Moon, but then the real U.S. Navy got involved and ROFL (Thanks, Holden)

Babylon Hall of Fame, hands down

The Babylon Bee had this really funny satirical article up earlier this week joking that President Trump proposed a Space Navy now that NASA found water on the Moon:

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Over to you, USA Today. Is a fact check of this U.S. Navy tweet next?

Over to you, USA Today. Is a fact check of this U.S. Navy tweet next?

And the Loonies expect the government to provide decent public housing?

Looking for a future at Chicago’s Cabrini-Green housing project. The buildings have been razed now; the residents were merely shuffled off to the next stop

Looking for a future at Chicago’s Cabrini-Green housing project. The buildings have been razed now; the residents were merely shuffled off to the next stop

In the modern welfare state, public housing developments serve as demonstration models: no sane person would want to live in one. “I wouldn’t treat a dog like that”, you say, but the state does treat dogs like that —even worse, if that’s possible. Neglect, malfeasance, cruelty; animal or human, the government’s an equal species destroyer. It’s almost as bad as the public schools we the people run for the benefit of techers unions in the inner-cities. Yet the Left demands still more: “this time it’ll be different!”. Tell it to the Venezuelans.

Neglect, filthy cages, and no water: Inside the embattled Animal Care Centers of NYC.

Dogs at the Brooklyn arm of the Big Apple pound live in squalid and “neglectful” conditions — including filthy cages filled with urine and feces, no water bowls, and a revolving door of indifferent, low-paid staffers, The Post has learned.

Three whistleblowers from the Animal Care Centers of New York City, two of whom are former volunteers from the Brooklyn location, came forward to reveal the poor conditions because they’re concerned about the creatures’ welfare.

“These animals, it’s hard enough for them. They’re already at a shelter, which is a very stressful situation, and to have them sitting in dirty cages without water, it was just so wrong,” one of the former volunteers, who worked at the facility for over three years until late 2019 and spoke on the condition of anonymity, told The Post.

“Sometimes the smell of ammonia is so strong, it’s nauseating,” added an ACC source. “I’ve pulled out blankets that are so wet, you can squeeze them out, just saturated.”

The three whistleblowers, one of whom left the agency earlier this year, all said “neglect” is commonplace at the Brooklyn facility.

Instead of removing soiled blankets and cleaning out the cages, layers of bedding are piled on top to hide the waste — if any bedding is added at all, they alleged.

Dogs are also consistently found to have “completely dry” bowls or no water bowls for extended periods of time — with workers telling The Post of severely dehydrated dogs trying to lick puddles and oil slicks when out for walks.

Remember, those who object to goverment-run programs as destructive to the “beneficiaries” they’re supposed to help are hateful racists and puppy killers; those who support them despite their horrible results are the selected few, the compassinate.

Father Panik Village, Bridgeport. Razed and replaced by worse

Father Panik Village, Bridgeport. Razed and replaced by worse