Bidding war!

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Circa 1998

12 Carrington Drive, listed at $2.495 million, has sold for $2.595. Not what the seller paid for it back in ‘06, but then, what is?

I remember this property well, because brother Gideon sold it to a really nice couple in 1998 for $950,000 and, then, after some renovations and expansion, listed and sold it for them to this owner for $3.050 in 2006. I particularly liked his description of the scruffy patch of yard off to one side as a “meadow, suitable for horses”. Simply brilliant.

Time (yes, it still exists — who knew?) reveals the secret cabal that cooked the election

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“Fortifying, not rigging”

There was a conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, one that both curtailed the protests and coordinated the resistance from CEOs. Both surprises were the result of an informal alliance between left-wing activists and business titans. The pact was formalized in a terse, little-noticed joint statement of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and AFL-CIO published on Election Day. Both sides would come to see it as a sort of implicit bargain–inspired by the summer’s massive, sometimes destructive racial-justice protests–in which the forces of labor came together with the forces of capital to keep the peace and oppose Trump’s assault on democracy.

The handshake between business and labor was just one component of a vast, cross-partisan campaign to protect the election–an extraordinary shadow effort dedicated not to winning the vote but to ensuring it would be free and fair, credible and uncorrupted. For more than a year, a loosely organized coalition of operatives scrambled to shore up America’s institutions as they came under simultaneous attack from a remorseless pandemic and an autocratically inclined President. Though much of this activity took place on the left, it was separate from the Biden campaign and crossed ideological lines, with crucial contributions by nonpartisan and conservative actors. The scenario the shadow campaigners were desperate to stop was not a Trump victory. It was an election so calamitous that no result could be discerned at all, a failure of the central act of democratic self-governance that has been a hallmark of America since its founding.

Their work touched every aspect of the election. They got states to change voting systems and laws and helped secure hundreds of millions in public and private funding. They fended off voter-suppression lawsuits, recruited armies of poll workers and got millions of people to vote by mail for the first time. They successfully pressured social media companies to take a harder line against disinformation and used data-driven strategies to fight viral smears. They executed national public-awareness campaigns that helped Americans understand how the vote count would unfold over days or weeks, preventing Trump’s conspiracy theories and false claims of victory from getting more traction. After Election Day, they monitored every pressure point to ensure that Trump could not overturn the result. “The untold story of the election is the thousands of people of both parties who accomplished the triumph of American democracy at its very foundation,” says Norm Eisen, a prominent lawyer and former Obama Administration official who recruited Republicans and Democrats to the board of the Voter Protection Program.

The article is long, detailed, and 100%-slanted towards the miracle that pushed Biden’s wheelchair past the finish line, but that’s what makes it so believable. Greenpeace, Big Labor, Big Business, BLM, Ford Foundation, Soros — they’re all in here, crushing the Orange Man and his 70 million voters.

Time thinks that’s a good thing.

Read the whole thing.

Big price cut, but big deal

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3 Hekma Road (across from Conyers, next to Stanwich Club) has cut its price today from $17.5 million to $14.8 million. It’s an impressive house: grand design, excellent construction, but when the Russian oligarch moves on, it’ll still be just a house, with no neighborhood, on a puny four-acres of land. Buildings depreciate; a four-acre plot stays four-acres, no more, no less.

What you really have here is a big honking pile of brick, plopped down on a completely-duplicable chunk of nondescript land carved from a once-grand estate. The land’s worth, maybe, $1.5 - $2.0; pay what you will for the house itself.

No zebras in sight (probably shipped back to Siberia for Vladimir to shoot), but it does have its culinary equivalent, the spaghetti faucet. Tres droll!

No zebras in sight (probably shipped back to Siberia for Vladimir to shoot), but it does have its culinary equivalent, the spaghetti faucet. Tres droll!

New price, same house, different result?

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29 Lauder Lane is back, now priced at $3.595. It’s a 1966 house on 2.2 acres; the owners paid $4.250 for it in 2003, put in some improvements, and re-listed it in 2007 for $5.750, and refused to budge from that price for 2-full years. Not surprisingly, the listing expired in 2009, unsold.

But this substantial price cut, and eleven years, may make a difference.

Term for the day: White adjacent

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But that’s Waaacist!!!

What do you call a black man who refuses to join the woke community of liberal whites and c̶̷o̶̷l̶̷o̶̷r̶̷e̶̷d̶̷ ̶̷p̶̷e̶̷o̶̷p̶̷l̶̷e̶̷ people of color? Or a Hispanic who fled Castro and made a success in America (now properly referred to as “North Mexico/Southern Canada”)? A Japanese -American (see correct appellation, previous) Harvard applicant whose parents survived FDR’s WW II concentration camps? Why, they’re all “White Adjacents”, defined by the Urban Dictionary as

(n.) A person who is technically a minority, but has access to, utilizes and sometimes benefits from white privilege. This is usually accomplished by said person distancing themselves from the socio political problems their ethnic group commonly faces. Usually by considering considering themselves better than their minority counterparts sharing their same ethnic heritage. This can also be a person who thinks they are are better minorities possessing a darker complexion.

Tyrone, who is an African American rapper, believes that immigrants are a drain the economy [sic] because they take jobs away from real, honest Americans. Tyrone is also, not percieved [sp] to be black by mainstream America because of his dyed blond hair, light skin and unslanted eyes [Blacks have slanty eyes? Who knew? - Ed]. Tyrone reaps the benefits of white privilege. Tyrone makes zero effort to correct her co-workers who refer to him as white “her co-workers”, “refer to him’ - WTF?] Tyrone, is white adjacent.

Here is another authority weighing in on the term. Interestingly, he/xi/ux uses the term “low man on the totem pole” to describe the relationship, even though that term is itself racist, and been condemned by all proper folx, proving that you can never be woke enough, or current enough:

In a world with discussions surrounding diversity within the media to fight to retain ethnic studies on campuses, you would think that a certain term would enter these discussions more often. Unfortunately, this does not occur — leaving an unspoken truth left untold.

This term is none other than White Adjacency.

White Adjacency can be defined as a person coming from a marginalized background within society in terms of race, and at the same time, receiving benefits similar to those identified as white.

A way to understand White Adjacency is by examining racial hierarchy within America as a totem pole. At the start of the totem pole, you have the dominant culture as white or reflecting those of European descent, non-black people of color, and then you have black people who are at the bottom.

This racial hierarchy being enforced in society connects to various forms of racism that are individual and institutional. For instance, an educational institution that is founded upon White Supremacy can continue since its policies are set to keep a specific structure. The result of this is quite simple. White Adjacent people from marginalized communities have positions of power in an institution, thus becoming enablers of this racism that was historically committed by those of the dominant culture.

Determining your status as someone that is defined as White Adjacent is by examining how you are treated in comparison to other marginalized people and taking heed of this. In this process, discover your own biases by questioning what you believe and why were you taught this. Once you acknowledge that you are White Adjacent within a certain space, realizing it does not mean that you are without struggles. What the term does is highlight how every struggle of a marginalized group is not entirely at the same level or some experiences specifically belong to one group.

No need to thank me for this informative morning essay, just go out, and sin no more.

He may be gone, but he'll never be forgotten; he's too useful

Look, she’s black, lesbian, and a Democrat; that’s a triple-a rating. We don’t do competence.

Look, she’s black, lesbian, and a Democrat; that’s a triple-a rating. We don’t do competence.

Chicago Mayor blames teacher strike on … Trump?

These are really difficult times in a pandemic, exacerbated by the incompetence of the previous administration that didn’t leave us with enough vaccine to really quickly get to the entire population in our city that needs it.

Trump’s “Operation Warp Speed” developed and began distributing a vaccine in under 9 months, something all the “experts” said was impossible. Three months on, Ilinois has received 2,079,525 doses and distributed less than half of them. Chicago has managed to give 6% of its population the first dose, 1.88% has= received the second. Its teachers are refusing to end their strike until all children have been fully-vaccinated, an impossibility now, because no vaccine has even been tested on, let alone approved, for children under 18.

Sadly for Lightfoot, she can’t blame the Orange Man for this “interpretive dance” created by her teachers: