Daphne's Busy Day

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edgewater drive

That would be last Friday, to be exact, when Daphne Lamsvelt-Pol closed on two Old Greenwich bidding wars. The first, in which she represented the owner, was 13 Edgewater Drive: listed at $1.895 million, it sold for $2,000,316.

Barely pausing to wipe celebratory Heineken foam from her delicate upper lip, our intrepid Dutch lass then headed cross-town to close with her buyer/clients on 17 St. Claire Avenue (the listing broker has taken down all photos except the Cos Cobber in the back) which had also been listed at $1.895 but sold for $2.2 million.

With luck, on the next day, Daphne rested.

17 St. Claire Ave

17 St. Claire Ave

Will no one rid me of this turbulent place?

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Back as “new”, 125 Pecksland Road’s listing has been renewed, still at $7.9 million. The owner paid $11.1 for it in 2011 and has regretted it since at least January 1, 2016, when he put it up for sale at $11.995.

It could be worse: Greenwich Time reports today that 362 Laurel Road, in New Canaan, has dropped from its 2015 asking price of $15 million to $3.750. Whatever it finally sells for, this owner is not going to be seeing the return of the $10.8 he paid for it in 2014.

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I predict a swift sale

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72 Lockwood Road, Riverside, new to the market last week at $2 million. Excellent location: during their 16-year ownership, the parents’ children walked to school, and the parents to the train, across Eastern’s field, thus staying off Lockwood and avoiding the wrath of Riverside moms in their SUVs. That’s a plus.

But more importantly, the house is not only updated and in fine shape, the owner tells me that she pulled out all the stops to move this house fast: check out the guest bedroom — an orange pillow, a zebra on the shelf with — and here’s where the breathtaking stroke of genius comes into play — a copy of Greenwich Mean Time right next to it.

Brilliant. This will be gone in 60 seconds.

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(It does have other, less important features, like a nice kitchen and baths)

(It does have other, less important features, like a nice kitchen and baths)

Good and hard

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Two nice videos from the weekend. The first was forwarded from FWIW’s Vatican Reporter, who observes, “Antifa thugs getting their just deserts: look carefully and you'll note the protagonist is using a brace of oversized Rosaries, thus demonstrating once again the power of this vital aid to Catholic worship.”

The second video provides still more jollity. Three elements of note: Anti-Asian hate crime; rebuking the man defending himself as “a coward” for striking a person identifying as a girl (newsflash, fellas — the age of chivalry is long dead, killed by the first ardent feminist); and, tee-hee, Antifa, the Defund the Police folx, calling for help from, wait for it … the police!

News You Can Use

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New Evidence Indicates Critical Race Theory Escaped From A Lab In A College Humanities Department

U.S.—Scientists have discovered mounting evidence that critical race theory escaped from a lab in a college humanities department some decades ago. Originally thought to be a deranged conspiracy theory, the idea that CRT escaped from a liberal arts program is now accepted as mainstream consensus.

"While many believed the deadly CRT virus arose naturally out of centuries of systemic oppression, it now appears to have been manmade," said Dr. Xander Willow of Hillsdale College. "It looks like some good-for-nothing liberal arts majors were messing around with some old law textbooks and experimenting with applying critical race theory to all of life. As we can see, their gain-of-racism research had terrible results."

While researchers could not trace the virus all the way back to patient zero, scientific evidence indicates the first carrier of CRT was "almost certainly a white woman with purple hair who screamed a lot." "Yeah, her name was probably Chloe or Claire. Or maybe Karen. It's hard to tell based on the evidence we have, but genetics indicates this virus definitely evolved from a woman afflicted by white guilt."

Hey, Tonto: F'ck you right back

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The mighty Sioux didn’t arrive in the “sacred” Black Hills until around 1759, when they stole it from the Arakaras, who’d certainly pushed someone else aside first.

The first recorded contact with the Dakota was by Jesuits in 1640, in the area of present-day eastern Wisconsin where they had dwelt for many generations. The nearby Chippewa called them the Oceti Sakowin – “Nadowe-is-iw” – meaning little or treacherous snakes. The French later corrupted the term to “Nadowessioux,” which the English later shortened to “Sioux.”

In 1680 the Lakota (‘tiyospaye’ – extended family) were living further west, on the upper Mississippi in central Minnesota. But the continuing wars between the eastern tribes over the fur trade had driven the Chippewa westward to this area as well. The Chippewas were well-armed by the French, and gradually forced the Oceti Sakowin westward, out of their forest-and-lake range, and onto the Great Plains west of the Mississippi.

By 1750, the Lakota, mostly the Oglala and Brule bands, had moved to the southeastern area of present-day South Dakota, near the Missouri River. Here they encountered the Arikara, and attacked and pushed them out of the area. During the late 1700s to early 1800s, the Lakota came to control the lands in the Black Hills and on the northern plains by the eviction of the Cheyenne and the Crow tribes; areas that would later become western South Dakota, eastern Montana, northern Wyoming and northern Nebraska.

People have been shoving other people off land they wanted since the first hominoid smote his neighbor with the jawbone of an ass. In the Eastern U.S., the paleo-Indians of 15,000 BC were displaced by the Early Archaics, who in turn lost out to successive waves of Early, Middle, and late Woodland Indians.

My ancestors must have evicted someone else when they settled in France, and I’m still a bit irked that the Catholics, in turn, slaughtered most of my people and forced the survivors to flee to first, Holland, and then New Amsterdam, where the existing occupants were politely asked to leave to make room for generations of little Huguenots to come. These things happen.

The point is, welcome to the world. The French aren’t planning to restore the de La Fountaine family’s estates (although if sufficient interest is expressed, we might set up a GoFundMe site), Manhattan’s not going back to descendants of whoever was living there in 9,000 B.C.. You can hole up on a reservation, nursing your grievances and sucking on a whiskey bottle, or you can get a life. But don’t come crying to me about the loss of some land that you occupied for all of 100 years. If that’s your excuse for your continued failure five generations later, you’re just a pathetic loser, incapable of being honest with yourself.

And you’re not my problem.

PSAKING BACK, July 6 Let the Indians tell it

By their own account the Delawares were the oldest of all the aboriginal nations,-Lenni Lenape, the name they gave themselves, meaning "original people." They said that, ages before, their ancestors had come from a far country to the west­ward, where they had dwelt by a great salt sea. After long and weary journeyings during hundreds of moons, they arrived at length at the Namaesi Sipu (the Mississippi), where they met an­other tribe, the Mengwe, who had likewise just arrived from a land in the far West, and who, like the Delawares, were seeking a more favorable location in the country toward the sun-rising. On the east of the Mississippi these tribes encountered a mighty nation of people, many of whom were giants, and who bore the name of Tallegewi or Allegewi. Their name, according to those who accept the Delaware tradition, still survives in the name Allegheny, as applied to the river and mountains so called. To these A1legewi the Delawares sent messengers asking leave to settle in their land, and were refused, but were told that they could cross the river and settle farther to the eastward. The Delawares accepted this offer, and set forward. But the Alle­gewi, becoming alarmed at their numbers, determined to drive them back, and furiously attacked those who had already crossed. The Delawares and the Mengwe now united their forces, and after many years of warfare defeated the Allegewi, and divided the country between themselves; the Delawares finally reaching the beautiful valleys of what is now eastern Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware, where they settled along the river which bears the name afterwards given to it and to them by the white people, while the Mengwe made choice of the country about the Great Lakes to the northward. and then moved eastward along the river known now as the St. Lawrence. Here they ultimately developed into the great league of the Iroquois, of which we shall presently speak.

The trouble is, I cancelled my subscriptions to rags like the National Geographic when they went woke decades ago, so there's nothing further I can do — except guffaw, of course

And the NYT, Scientific American, The Economist, the WSJ, NPR, and, and, and.

National Geographic says fireworks are racist.

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National Geographic has suggested that holiday fireworks are racist because the smoke pollution “disproportionately” hurts minorities — sparking a firestorm of criticism from readers.

The famed conservation institution tweeted out the assertion on the Fourth of July, based on a recent study assessing the impact of Independence Day fireworks on communities.

“Scientists found that vulnerable people and communities of color are disproportionately exposed to air pollution from firework celebrations,” the nonprofit wrote on Twitter above a photo of a lights display over North Hollywood, Calif.

The tweet included a link to an article the mag just published involving research using crowdsourcing data in California.

The state’s minority residents are at greater risk for health concerns related to fireworks smoke partly because the holiday displays usually take place in its urban areas and along the coast, where there are greater concentrations of such populations, experts told the publication.

What would we do without experts?

Scare mongering — easily stopped, if the will is there

but that’s a big if

but that’s a big if

Stop printing COVID death counts

The analysis and comments from Professor Dingwall come after independent experts said daily death statistics have become 'useless' and serve only to 'frighten' people. 

Scientists have suggested ministers should stop publishing the number of deaths within 28 days of a positive test unless they provide corresponding figures for other diseases.

Professor Tim Spector, from King’s College London, said Covid figures were of little use without context.

The professor, who is behind the biggest Covid symptom tracker study, which uses the app Zoe, suggested that the figures could be published alongside statistics for other health conditions such as flu, heart disease and cancer, all of which are linked to thousands more deaths than Covid every month.

‘On their own, [Covid death statistics] are useless and scaremongering,’ he said.

‘They need to be put in context of the number of expected deaths on that day and things like the number of deaths from cancer or heart disease so people have some idea or proportion – because generally they are used to frighten people. People have forgotten how many admissions there were at the height of winter.’

The Department of Health is providing a daily update of infections, deaths, and hospitalisations. 

But given the success of the vaccine programme in breaking the link between cases and deaths, many think it is now time to stop as the statistics could be taking a mental toll on the public. 

Conservative MPs are also said to be fed up with the numbers and are calling for a debate about when to stop publishing the data, as the country moves towards 'Freedom Day' on July 19. 

They are lobbying No10 to follow public health chiefs in Quebec, Canada, who announced this week they will release the updates weekly now, rather than daily. Singapore is also planning to stop publishing daily infection numbers.

Professor Tony Brookes, a health data scientist at Leicester University, told MailOnline he would ‘very, very much support’ halting the daily publication of Covid cases and deaths.

‘It’s all nonsensical scientifically,’ he said. ‘It is clearly motivated to promote fear to keep people compliant.

‘They’ll never stop publishing those figures if they want a climate of fear.

‘But, if they are ready to move on then they might be receptive to dropping daily figures which are not helpful.

He added: ‘There are more people dying every day from pneumonia, for example, but we don’t get a daily update on that.’

But the same “experts” who created the original panic are fighting back: Media sounds alarm on Delta Variant despite largely effective covid vaccines

[Chuck] Todd continued his screed and accused others of spreading "misinformation." 

"And for those of you spreading misinformation, shame on you. Shame on you!" Todd exclaimed as he pointed to the camera. "People are needlessly dying because of your misinformation! Think about it. I don’t know how some of you sleep at night who are doing this for a living on television."

Dr. Peter Hotez, a pediatrician and vaccine scientist who's made countless cable news appearances during the pandemic, warned CNN viewers that the Delta variant "is like nothing we’ve seen before."

"This is twice as infectious as anything we’ve seen before, so if you are not vaccinated or you are only partially vaccinated, there's a high likelihood that you will become infected with this Delta variant over the next few weeks or over the summer," Hotez said. "It's not too late. Now is the time to get vaccinated. And if you’re a young adult or adolescent, don’t listen to the anti-vaccine nonsense that says if you go to the gym & eat a healthy diet, that’s good enough. It's not. It's not the same as the virus-neutralizing the antibodies from the vaccine."

Here’s that same media star Dr. Hotez on the possibility of developing a COVID vaccine, March 12, 2020:

"It's very hard to compress those timelines," Hotez said. "So, unfortunately, I doubt we'll have a vaccine in time for this epidemic. But hopefully, if the virus returns we can have it stockpiled and ready to go the next time around."

And:

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News you won't see on our local networks

Nah, Trump has nothing to do with this story, it’s just fun to troll

Nah, Trump has nothing to do with this story, it’s just fun to troll

Last time I checked on India back in April, COVID was surging, and our own press was screaming about it 24/7: “the Variant! The Variant!”.

I haven’t heard a peep about the Indian pandemic in quite a while now, so that must mean the problem has subsided, is no longer out of control, and no longer fits the narrative, right? So down the memory hole.

Right. From today’s Times of India. Herd immunity?

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