Here's a rarity: a house that sold for (slightly) less than its asking price.

13 Chapel Lane in Riverside was listed at $2.699 million and after 41 days accepted an offer of $2.625, where it sold last week (and was reported today). That’s not a huge difference, obviously, but it’s heartening to see that market forces are still operating, even if to nudge prices down only a little bit.

The house, built in 1911, was one of the original Sears Kit Homes, shipped in by rail to the Riverside rail station and carted up to and assembled on Chapel Lane. There are still a number of them on Chapel, and they add real charm to the street.

Helping addicts put their drug problem behind them

Maine Is Handing Out Free “Boofing” Kits to Help Fentanyl Addicts Squirt Drugs Up Their Butts

Boofing, the [Maine Access Points] experts explain, is a great way to allow your veins some time to heal up if they’ve been damaged by too much intravenous drug use. Boofing, they say, reduces the likelihood of developing an infection, which can lead to brain damage.

The MAP experts also explain that boofing can be an “intimate activity” with a romantic partner, but it can also be a way to avoid wasting drugs if you were planning to inject already-prepared narcotics but then struggle to find a vein that hasn’t already been destroyed by previous injections.

Boofing is also a handy stress reduction technique if a user is growing frustrated because their having a hard time “hitting” with the usual needle-to-the-arm method.

“You’re like, ‘Okay, I’m getting really f*****g frustrated. This is really, like, I’m not… It’s not working. Okay, I have this other option, too.’ Right?” one of the experts explains.

Some drug-users who are “used to inserting things in that area” will have an easier time executing a proper boof, MAP states. But for those less experienced with sticking things up their butts, the experts explain that you should use your finger or thumb to guide the syringe and get it to “thumb knuckle depth” before depressing the plunger.

Going any deeper than an inch or so risks perforating your rectum, they warn.

An additional warning: Under no circumstances should you reuse a syringe after you’ve shoved it up your butt.

“That’s extremely dangerous, and can cause sepsis very quickly,” they warn.

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Both before and after a boof, the public health experts say performing an enema — including with a turkey baster, if the boofer finds an enema kit too expensive — can help improve the hygiene of the boofing experience.

Absent a post-boof enema, contaminants in the drug supply can “linger” in your rectum.

“Especially with how contaminated the drug supply is, it can be really important to clean what… the little bit that’s left or what contaminants aren’t actually getting absorbed,” they say. “That stuff will just kind of linger.”

The harm reduction experts also take time to explain and explore the barriers to boofing that may exist.

According to the experts, some drug users may be reluctant to boof because of a history of sexual abuse or trauma, cultural reasons, “or not feeling really comfortable with anything having to do with the butt.”

It’s important, they say, not to force boofing on someone because you never know who may have butt-related trauma. When exploring the concept of boofing in a group drug-use scenario, MAP advises not to tease a fellow drug user who is reluctant to squirt drugs up their butt because it’s “important to respect people’s boundaries.”

And here’s another asinine “harm reduction plan” that hasn’t worked out well:

City of Portland’s Syringe ‘Exchange’ Hands Out Thousands More Needles Than They Collect

[Note that the term “collected” as used in the article below includes needles collected by city workers from parks, streets and sidewalks — in other words, most of them — as well as needles actually returned by addicts themselves}

Since 2020, the City of Portland’s Syringe Service Program has distributed thousands more hypodermic needles annually than were collected, according to a Portland Health & Human Services Department memo.

The Monday memo was prepared by city staff after a request from Portland Mayor Mark Dion, in response to public concern over needles being observed littering public and private property in Portland.

Syringe Service Programs throughout the state are overseen and primarily funded by the Maine Center for Disease Control & Prevention (MECDC), which partners with local nonprofits to give out and collect clean hypodermic needles.

The rules governing the state’s needle exchange program have undergone several significant changes since the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing government lockdowns.

Prior to the pandemic, state policy limited the needle exchange programs to handing out and collecting syringes at a 1:1 ratio.

That limit was removed in March 2020, when the programs were allowed to give out up to 10 needles to each client, and the requirement for clients to hand in needles in order to receive them was removed.

The cap of 10 needles was raised to 50 in April 2021.

Although the pre-pandemic 1:1 exchange ratio was reinstated in August 2021 after Gov. Janet Mills’ State of Emergency ended, in September 2022 the MECDC again removed the exchange requirement and raised the distribution cap to 100 syringes per client.

Portland’s needle exchange, located at 39 Forest Avenue and referred to by the city as simply “The Exchange,” is part of the city’s “suite of harm reduction services,” Portland HHS Interim Director Dena Libner wrote in a June 10 staff memo.

Those “harm reduction” services, in addition to distributing syringes, include wound care, Hepatitis A/B vaccinations, HIV testing and general medical referrals.

“Harm reduction is an evidence-based strategy to engage with people who use drugs, equipping them with life-saving tools and information to create positive change in their lives and potentially save their lives,” Libner wrote.

Data shared by Libner in the staff memo indicates that since 2020, the city has distributed thousands — in some years, hundreds of thousands — more needles than they collected.

A daring pricing tactic, but by golly, it just might work!

152 Valley Road was priced at $1.388 million when first listed, but after 71 days it has failed to sell, even in this raging sellers’ market. So today the price was dropped a full 1.7%: $23,000.00, to $1.365. That will almost surely prove the winning ticket, but if not, the owners paid $435,000 for it in 2020 2000 and have no mortgage, so there may be room for still another such drastic cut if necessary.

Someone wanted his privacy and was willing to pay to get it

75 rogues hill (representative)

Two sales, one buyer; 75 Round Hill Road, an unimproved lot of 4.31 acres, was purchased today for $4.5 million, together with its abutting neighbor at 11 French Road, comprising 2 acres and a relatively modest house of just 10,750 sq. ft. (but there’ll now be plenty of room for expansion) for an additional $13.750 million.

A nice day’s work for the brokers involved.

11 french road

We can ony assume that this long-time advocate of higher taxes on the rich will be donating much of his windfall to the town government

take the money and run? Nah, not this hero of the proletariat

Peter Berg listed his house at 28 Dandy Drive for $1.595 million and has sold it today for $1,901,000. He bought the place in 1985, so I think we can assume that he’ll be pocketing around $1.5 on the deal. Even after subtracting a few sizable donations to various Soros-funded dark money groups and Gays for Palestine rioters, there should still be a sizable chunk of loot to fatten the town’s coffers. Thanks, Peter!

Who’d a thunk it? He had (one, empty) bookshelf in the house!

Remembering Kurt

Kamala Harris mourns death of Palestinians “tragically killed” in raid that rescued 4 Israeli hostages

The hostages were being held captive in so-called civilian homes, which in any sane world makes those prison guards as guilty as the rest of the Hamas terrorists. How did these “tragically killed” apartment dwellers treat their captives? Like this:

Rescued Israeli hostages were starved, beaten ‘almost every day’ in Hamas captivity: ‘Beyond comprehension’

Kampallawalla Ding Dong and her fellow lunatics may mourn the death of these awful people: I don’t.

And then there’s this somewhat related article.

In a commentary on Biden’s declining mental condition, the author resurrects one of my own father’s favorite quotes:

Gen. Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord, a noted German military officer and opponent of Adolf Hitler [you can read a brief biography here], is said to have categorized leaders on their intelligence and industriousness, noting: 

"I divide my officers into four classes as follows: the clever, the industrious, the lazy, and the stupid. Each officer always possesses two of these qualities. Those who are clever and industrious I appoint to the General Staff. Use can, under certain circumstances, be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy qualifies for the highest leadership posts. He has the requisite and the mental clarity for difficult decisions. But whoever is stupid and industrious must be got rid of, for he is too dangerous." 

Biden, of course, has gone beyond just stupid to full-blown senility, but his scheduled replacement is seemingly still stuck on stupid and industrious, and that’s scary.