Of course he has

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pete’s got nothing on me!

Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers introduces budget recommendation that replaces "mother" with "inseminated person"

No room for an obsolete term like “mother” in progressive Wisconsin — not when there are so many officially-approved non-gendered words one can use.

and if this can be called a girls track meet, why quibble about the event formerly known as mothers Day being renamed inseminated persons day?

Instapundit on Europe (Updated)

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Oh, what will we do, what will we DO?!

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Sadly, there’s no beach in Huntsville – you’d think J. Edgar would have known that, and dressed appropriately

Kash Patel Orders 1,500 FBI Agents and Staff Out of the Building on Day One

“FBI Director Kash Patel followed up a fiery introductory speech on Friday with equally fiery action. He ordered 1,500 staff and agents to be transferred from its Washington, DC, headquarters to various locations across the nation. Some 1,000 agents and staff will be reassigned to cities the Trump administration has designated higher crime locations where they can fight crime rather than engage in political shenanigans. Another 500 staff will be reassigned to Huntsville, Alabama, which is the DC equivalent of exile to Siberia.

“This is Director Patel's first step, and it shouldn't come as a shock. He told us it was going to happen.”

During his confirmation hearing last month, Patel was asked about his previous comments suggesting he wanted the FBI’s headquarters emptied out and shuttered. His responses did not directly address whether he would actually shut the building down or seek to transform it into a museum, but suggested that he believes the FBI’s workforce in Washington should go out into the country.

“A third of the workforce for the FBI works in Washington, D.C.,” Patel said. “I am fully committed to having that workforce go out into the interior of the country, where I live west of the Mississippi, and work with sheriff’s departments and local officers.”

Streiff: “Some of those agents are on temporary duty to DC and will return to their home offices. You can also bet that a non-trivial number of those ordered out of the building will retire rather than move. That would be sad, and we'd be filled with regret over the loss of their talent, but we shall have to somehow soldier on.”

NYT's designated ABM strikes out, leaves the field to join his fellow losers

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Teammates blowhard and the word of god have parted ways

Charles Blow, the official Angry Black Man mascot of the New York Times, has quit. Sniff.

The List of Libs Writers Quitting Has Become a Butcher's Bill

From three years before:

(It’s a quibble, yes, but thunder doesn’t strike the earth, lightning does; unfortunately, it rarely strikes NYT columnists.)

Back for more abuse

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Pulled off the market last June after no buyer had appeared at $2.9 million, 979 Lake Avenue has resurfaced, now asking $2.875. These owners have done some nice renovation since they bought the place, but it’s still essentially the same house the Mickster and I trekked up to in 2017 to give a price opinion for its former owners, who’d been trying, and failing to get $1.995 million. I forget what we suggested, but it was far less than what another agent proposed; so we didn’t get the listing, it was put back on the market at $1.450, and finally sold to these owners in 2021 for $910,000.

So it goes.