"There's not a penny to be cut — the cupboard is bare" N. Pelosi

“Looking good, JP, looking good”

DOGE says $312M in SBA loans were given to children during COVID pandemic

DOGE said it identified that the Small Business Administration (SBA) granted nearly 5,600 loans for $312 million to borrowers whose only listed owner was 11 years old or younger at the time of the loan.

"While it is possible to have business arrangements where this is legal, that is highly unlikely for these 5,593 loans, as they all also used an SSN with the incorrect name," the agency wrote.

But not to worry, all ages were welcome to the ball:

3,095 SBA loans for $333 million went to borrowers over 115 years old.

(Much) more of this, please

good riddance

ICE arrests Palestinian leader of Columbia’s anti-Israel protests, revoking student visa and green card

A Palestinian activist who led the disruptive anti-Israel protests at both Columbia University and Barnard College has been arrested by ICE agents at his campus apartment, according to his lawyer.

Mahmoud Khalil, a former graduate student who got his undergraduate degree in Beirut and completed his studies at Ivy League Columbia in December, also reportedly faces having his visa revoked and his green card canceled following President Trump’s crackdown on unrest at colleges.

He was inside his university-owned apartment a few blocks from campus Saturday night when ICE agents entered the residence and took him into custody, attorney Amy Greer told AP. [Question — if he is no longer a student, why was he permitted to remain in student housing?]

While a student, Khalil headed up student-run group Apartheid Divest, and was a lead negotiator during last spring’s protracted student protest on campus, in which dozens of tents jammed the lawn of the Morningside Heights campus.

He was also a political affairs officer with UNRWA — the United Nations’ agency that supports Palestinian refugees, which Israel says have been infilatred by Hamas — from June through November 2023, according to his LinkedIn.

Despite graduating months ago, Khalil has remained active in recent disruptive actions, including last week’s takeover of the Milstein Library at Barnard College. Videos and photographs posted on X depict him holding a bullhorn near the library entrance and engaged in discussion with school administrators.

As agents raided the apartment, the school put out a statement addressing the presence of agents in the vicinity of the campus, and stated its intention not to cooperate with ICE’s lawful actions except where required by law. [A bold, oh-so-brave stand that’s already cost the school $400 million, with more to come — well, to go*]

…. Last September, Khalil and his group were among those taking part in the Columbia campus takeover at the start of the school year. Local and state leaders, including Gov. Kathy Hochul condemned the protests, calling on school officials to enforce disciplinary codes and impose “swift actions” to punish wrongdoers, a source told The Post at the time.

Khalil told a Post reporter during September’s raucous protests that anti-Israel student organizers were undeterred, and promised to ramp up their actions, including establishing future encampments.

*Free Beacon:

The administration appears likely to pull more taxpayer funds from Columbia. The anti-Semitism task force is actively probing $5 billion worth of Columbia’s grants and contracts over the Ivy League institution’s "apparent failure" to protect Jewish students.

The Land of Muskeg, Mosquitos and Mounties? We don't want any of it, eh?

Forget America's 'Red Scare.' Canada's 'Red, White, and Blue Scare' Is Beyond Parody

Don Brand, Calgary Herald: The U.S. will "invade" Canada and annex it as the 51st state.

But we’re learning to take Trump at his own words. Now he wants to tear up the 1908 treaty that fixed our border.

He told Prime Minister Justin Trudeau he considers the agreement invalid. He’s after land, the Great Lakes and access to rivers.

This is the Putin playbook. Claim that you own territory, then take it.

If Canada doesn’t agree to Trump’s mythical new boundary, the next step is sending troops to secure it.

What happens if fighting begins?

“Looking at the sheer size of the American military, many people might believe that Trump would enjoy an easy victory,” Dr. Ahmad wrote in a widely circulated article. *

That analysis is dead wrong, she says, because the result would not be determined by a fight between conventional armies.

“Rather, a military invasion of Canada would trigger a decades-long violent resistance, which would ultimately destroy the United States.

I know this because I have studied insurgencies around the world for more than two decades, and I have spent time with ordinary people who have fought against powerful invading armies.

All of which just shows the dangers of playing hockey without a helmet.

* Published in the widely circulated [sic] publication, “The Conversation”

We publish trustworthy and informative articles written by academic experts for the general public and edited by our team of journalists.

Speaking of artists, I asked X-Grok to create a picture “in the style of” the nation's former foremost painter (Updated)

Crack pipe in that left hand? You’d have to ask Grok, because I didn’t specify it (although I would have had I thought of it)

Sic transit gloria mundi, am I right? Up until not too very long ago, Hunter Biden’s entry on the Georges Bergès Gallery’s “Our Artists” page touted him as an up-and-coming master:

A lawyer by profession, Hunter Biden now devotes his energies to the creative arts, bringing innumerable experiences to bear. The results are powerful and impactful paintings ranging from photogenic to mixed media to the abstract. His chosen substrates are canvas, YUPO paper, wood, and metal on which he affixes oil, acrylic, ink along with the written word; all of which creates a unique experience that has become his signature.

Georges Bergès himself was in on the charade, saying of Hunter back in Feb. 2023, by all accounts with a completely straight face: “I know that there’s a lot of politics involved at the moment which is a shame because his work is not only good, it’s important. Hunter Biden will become one of the most consequential artists in this century because the world needs his art now more than ever.”

Gaza for Gazans — no one else wants them — and let them work things out for themselves. Or not.

The great thing about an AI picture generator is that you can toss in things like pyramids, whether or not they can actually be seen from Gaza (okay, the can’t — it’s what we artists call “an ironic reference”)

A Realistic Future For Gaza

France, Germany, Italy and the U.K. are now backing the Egyptian/Arab plan to rebuild Gaza at a cost of $53 billion, while leaving the Gazans in place. This proposal is touted as a “realistic” alternative to President Trump’s “Middle East Riviera” concept.

Perhaps I am an outlier here, but I am not in favor of any plan to rebuild Gaza at the expense of others. Should Gaza’s attempted genocide really be rewarded with $53 billion in other people’s money? I think Gazans need to learn the lesson that it is a bad idea to start a war, and lose it.

The burden should be on them to build some kind of normal economy, and actually do productive work instead of living on global welfare. Their sad enclave should be reconstructed only to the extent they can pay for it, and are willing to prioritize construction over terrorism.

There is no track record to suggest that Gazans, given the opportunity, will do anything so rational. In the meantime, they should live with the consequences of their own sadistic folly, unaided by others.

And this is the “normal” guy Democrats wanted to nominate instead of Tampon Tim? These are strange people, getting stranger.

Via Twitchy:

What does abortion and AC/DC’s ‘Thunderstruck’ have in common? Beats us! But, Shapiro's TikTok video is weird and disturbing.

Update: I ran this yesterday, but perhaps Josh saw it on another site and was inspired to try to outdo the ladies — chauvinist pig!

John Stossel

The Death of Europe

Excerpts from John Stossel’s interview with Swedish economist Sven Larson:

European countries, they say, have more laws protecting workers, and so "Europe is better."

        That's nonsense, says economist Sven Larson in my new video. He grew up in Sweden, but now says, "If you're a worker, you don't want to live in Sweden!"

        One reason is that unemployment is 10%.

        "If you get fired," says Larson, "There's no job out there for you."

Years ago, America's economy grew neck and neck with the European Union's. Then, about 15 years ago, Europe stopped growing.

        Today, the USA is 50% richer -- even though the European Union has 100 million more people.

        Europe is kind of like a big museum. Tourist money keeps it going, but there's so little growth that, per person, America's poorest state (Mississippi) is now richer than most European countries.

        The reason is the very same policies ignorant Americans want to copy -- like higher taxes on the rich.

        "But what do you do when you run out of the rich?" asks Larson. "Tax the almost rich. Then you run out of them."

        But some Americans today are absurdly rich.

        Even "if you add up all the value these individuals have," he replies, "it's nowhere near enough to pay the obligations that the federal government has."

        So, tax is taken from the average worker.

        In Sweden, he says, "Average workers pay (a higher percentage of) taxes than you do if you make $400,000 here in the United States."

        But at least their health care is free.

        "No!" he replies. "You get the right to free health care, but whether you get health care is a different story. I have friends who died in the Swedish health care system because they couldn't get treatment in time."

        Still, Europe offers generous welfare benefits.

        "They take care of people!" I tell Larson.

        "But it also entraps you," he says. "People get stuck in low-end jobs. They don't start businesses like we do."

        One reason they don't start businesses is because Europe's rules meant to "protect" workers make it hard to fire lazy ones.

        "You have to go through an extremely bureaucratic sequence," says Larson. "Government will decide whether you are right in saying this person is not doing his job. ... Why would you hire anybody when you are essentially responsible for them for the rest of your life?!"

        I wouldn't. It's a big reason why the unemployment rate in Europe is 50% higher than in the U.S.   

        I often complain about America's excessive regulations. But Europe has many more.   

        "Here in America," says Larson, "You can put a sticker on a pickup truck that says, 'Bob the carpenter,' and you have a small business. You can start making money. In Europe, you have to wade through fees ... talk to bureaucrats."

        That union power, excessive regulation and high taxes are why Europe now has zero of the world's largest companies. The list constantly changes, but as I write, no European company is in the top 20. American firms lead the list.

        I ask Larson, "Don't European governments see what this has done to their economies and change these rules?"

        "No," he answers. "A lot of politicians thrive on having a population dependent on government because you get a lot of votes from a lot of people who depend on government. America still has this spirit of understanding that you can actually make life better for yourself, which I don't find in Europe."

        We do have that spirit ... now.

        But it's challenged by the 300,000 bureaucrats who write and enforce regulation. And that's just federal regulators. States and cities employ even more!

        That's a lot of people who believe that if they're not adding more rules, they're not doing their job.

        Stop them before they make America as stagnant as Europe.

Many years ago I met a young Austrian who had just (legally) emigrated to America. He was just back from touring Saratoga Springs with an eye towards opening a bakery there and was astonished by what he’d found: “I can just open a bakery”, he told me, “no one can veto it!”. In Austria, he explained, would-be bakers like him were required to serve a six-year apprenticeship (which he’d done) with an established bakery and only then were they allowed to go into business on their own. “But you can’t open a bakery in a town unless every baker already already there gives his consent; in most towns, they don’t want the competition, so you don’t get a license.”

America’s certainly trending towards the European model: Illinois requires hair braiders to undergo 300 hours of training before being allowed to work, for instance, but so far, we lag far behind our European betters; here’s hoping we stay that way.