Leave it, it’s Beaver? Grok says otherwise — they’re not just for Mikey anymore

Greenhorn stew?

So, I saw this article in Greenwich Time this morning:

Beaver tails, eels and stew all day: What people ate in Connecticut during the Revolution

And that set me wondering: Probably the first book I read on my own back in 1st grade was about fur trappers, and over the years I’ve pursued that interest, reading biographies, novels and histories of the era. Many mention eating beaver tails, but later works I’ve read claim that the tail was not a delicacy, but rather a meal of last resort. Knowing that this issue would be as important to FWIW readers as it is to me, I asked Grok. As it turns out, you can relax and dig in; gentlemen, start your coals.

Q:

Over the years, I've read two different takes on whether beaver tails were good eating (for humans). Accounts of fur trappers and early settlers speak of roasting the tails over coals and enjoying a delicious meal, other accounts say they were a gelatinous mess, eaten only in the direst conditions. What's the true story?

A:

Beaver tails were genuinely considered a delicacy by fur trappers, mountain men, Native Americans, and early European settlers—and the positive historical accounts far outweigh any negative ones. The conflicting takes you’ve read reflect differences in preparation, context, and (especially) modern versus historical tastes, not a split in the record itself.

Why the tail was prized: Beaver tails are almost entirely fat (with some cartilage and a central bone), and fat was gold in the wilderness. Trappers’ diets were heavy on lean game meats (deer, elk, bison) that provided protein but little energy or satiety in cold conditions. The tail delivered concentrated calories and flavor in a compact package.

Contemporary descriptions are consistently enthusiastic:

  • Meriwether Lewis (April 1805): “I eat very heartily of the beaver myself, and think it excellent; particularly the tail, and liver.” The men preferred beaver meat to almost anything else available at the time.

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  • Rufus Sage (1840s): The tail “is highly esteemed by trappers, and assimilates a fish in taste, though it is far superior.”

  • Other mountain-man journals (Ruxton, Wislenzus, Nathaniel Wyeth, George Catlin) call it tender, delicious, a “favorite food,” or something they breakfasted on with relish—even saving tails for later when fresh meat was scarce.

French voyageurs and Catholic settlers in New France even classified the tail as “fish” (because it lived in water and looked vaguely scaly), allowing them to eat it on meatless Lent and fasting days. It became a staple for them too.

How they actually cooked it: The classic method was simple and matches the “roasting over coals” accounts you read:

  1. Place the whole tail (skin on) directly on or near hot coals/fire.

  2. Let the skin blister and singe until it peels off easily (like charring a pepper).

  3. Scrape away the skin; what’s left is a thick layer of rich, creamy fat surrounding the central bone.

  4. Eat it hot—spread on bread, scooped like marrow, or straight off the bone.

Modern recreators (including hunters and MeatEater’s Steven Rinella) describe the result as mild, rich, fatty, and “delicious” when prepared this way—similar to bone marrow or the fat cap on a ribeye. Some compare the crunch of the roasted outer bits to ribs.

Where the “gelatinous mess” idea comes from: This seems to be mostly a modern misinterpretation or the result of wrong cooking:

  • Boiling instead of roasting: If you simmer or boil the tail (as some older European recipes sometimes suggested before a final roast), the collagen breaks down into a jelly-like texture—exactly what some people today call “gelatinous.” Historical cooks who roasted it avoided this.

  • Modern palates + poor prep: Today’s recreators who try it sometimes report “fatty gristle,” “cold snot,” or “not great unless you’re starving.” A few modern mountain-man enthusiasts even claim the whole “delicacy” thing was a joke played on greenhorns. But primary sources from the era (journals, not later folklore) contradict that—it was routinely praised.

  • Context of scarcity: In truly desperate times (no game, winter famine), people ate anything, but the tail was never relegated to “last resort” status in the records. It was actively sought as a treat precisely because fat was otherwise rare.

In short, the enthusiastic trapper/settler accounts are the accurate ones. Beaver tail was a high-value wilderness food when properly roasted over coals: rich, fatty, and genuinely enjoyed. The gelatinous or “dire conditions only” descriptions are either from incorrect preparation or later skepticism that doesn’t match the historical evidence. If you ever get the chance to try a properly fire-roasted one, you’ll see why the old-timers licked their lips.

Amazon Book Burners

Publius has alerted me that Amazon has banned “Camp of the Saints” because of its “offensive” subject matter. The book’s been in trouble since it was first published in the early 70s, yet has somehow survived; it will do so again, Jeff Bezos’s best efforts notwithstanding.

A migrant fleet, a million strong, sets sail from Calcutta. Its destination: Europe. As the fleet advances, the continent is submerged by a torrent of words. Will the old nations of Europe resist the migrants or welcome them? Honor their past or embrace the radiant future? Open fire or open their hearts?

Enthusiasm, delusion, cowardice. And, finally, panic. The migrants make landfall...

First published in 1973, Jean Raspail's The Camp of the Saints ranks among the great dystopian novels of the twentieth century. Long out of print in translation, it is often hailed as prophesizing the mass migrations of our own day. The present edition contains an introduction by the scholar of French political thought Nathan Pinkoski, the 2011 preface that Raspail wrote by way of final testament for the book, and an original translation by Ethan Rundell.

For the first time available in English after years of neglect, this edition will allow a new generation of readers to pose Raspail's questions for themselves and measure the distance we have come - or not come - since the book was first published over fifty years ago.


From the distributor’s website, where you can still buy hardbound and paperback editions:

Jean Raspail (1925-2020) was a French explorer, novelist, and travel writer. Best known for The Camp of the Saints, Raspail was the author of nearly forty books and the recipient, among other distinctions, of the Grand prix de littérature de l'Académie française, in recognition of his lifelong contribution to French literature.

"This book by Jean Raspail is the ever-fresh story of Cassandra. Before anyone else, Raspail foresaw the 'Great Replacement' of Europe's peoples by their counterparts from the Global South. Before anyone else, he understood that what was called immigration was in fact invasion. He said it, wrote it, foretold it. But Cassandra is never believed." — Éric Zemmour

"The Camp of the Saints is not really about migrants; it’s about us, and whether we peoples of the West, long paralyzed by the sentimental humanitarianism and civilizational self-hatred of a spiritually corrupt elite, still have the power to rewrite this tragic story." - Rod Dreher, The European Conservative

"The Camp of the Saints remains closely, horribly relevant to our dilemmas right now. This new translation could not be more timely, more fraught." - David Sexton, The Times of London

"The Camp of the Saints does not flatter; it does not console. It strips away illusions and forces us to see how quickly a civilization can collapse when it forgets to defend itself." - Peter Gietl, The Blaze

"In the end, the work is not so much a polemic as an extended interrogation or question. It challenges the reader to imagine a West that would not only be able to halt such an invasion but also one that would be actively worthy of saving." - Adam Van Buskirk, Washington Examiner

"The Camp of the Saints is not a novel about the West against the Rest. It’s a story about civil war within the West." - R.R. Reno, First Things

“In the same way that The Handmaid’s Tale looms over abortion politics, or The Terminator lurks over artificial intelligence, The Camp of the Saints hangs over immigration politics.” - Idrees Kahloon, The Atlantic

"Raspail’s work illuminates how a Christianity reduced to boundless empathy can lead to disaster and spiritual betrayal." - Thomas Colsy, The Catholic Herald

"The Camp of the Saints is a book that refuses to lie down, despite attempts to render it invisible or make it go away." - Theodor Dalrymple, The Claremont Review of Books

I’m pretty sure that I’ve replaced my original 1975 copy a couple of times as I’ve moved about and lost books, but I’m going to check my library, and probably buy a few more copies in any event.

Resist.

Well, yeah, okay, but if there WERE any, you racists still wouldn't visit them!

Rutgers women’s and gender studies professor decries the lack of white interest in ‘indigenous libraries’

Here is where I land most days about white people. And I actually have been helped in this by thinking about indigenous people, right? See, part of the challenge around whiteness is that it totally skews our view of everything… 
 The world didn’t start when white people arrived in America and tried to tell all the rest of us how things were going to go. There were people out here making worlds, Africans and indigenous people, being brilliant and, you know, libraries and inventions and, you know, vibrant notions of humanity* and cross-cultural exchange long before white people showed up being raggedy and violent and terrible and trying to take everything from everybody.

Native Americans had no written language, so books from that glorious period of engaging in “vibrant notions of humanity” with Africans (?) are non-existent. Other than that, I’m sure the professor has a point.

Daphne loses an annuity (not to worry, she has plenty more)

Everyone’s favorite Dutchess, Daphne Lamsvelt-Pol had the seller and the buyer for 53 Lockwood Avenue in Old Greenwich back in 2019 when it sold for $2.350 million. She again represented those buyers, now sellers, when it was placed back upon the market waters in March at $3.250 million, and it has just sailed away at $3,925,001. Different buyer’s rep this time, alas, but a nice run all the same — congratulations, Daphne.

Learing Senters, run by and for our teachers unions

The Most Public School Thing Ever

David Strom:

Public schools—really, they should be called "government schools"—long ago gave up the idea that they existed solely to educate children. 

I really can't say exactly when, if there is a definitive "when," this transformation occurred. I suspect it happened in much the same way that bankruptcy does: slowly, then all at once. 

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Case in point: the successful fight to turn May Day, the communist holiday on which the old Soviet Union paraded, into a "Day of Civic Action," on which students participate in political protests along with socialists. They make signs, protest against capitalism, and presumably work toward the day when the Bolsheviks take over America. 

Chicago is hardly unique in this approach to what makes government-run education systems so destructive. Teachers around the country are building up a movement to duplicate the curricular shift. 

The goal is simple: to make students as ignorant and pliant as possible, and to form the ground troops for the coming anti-colonial revolution. 

Can't run a factory or heat a home on feel-good vibes, but the chumps don’t believe that, yet. Gives new meaning to “huddled masses”.

By Don Surber. He’s writing about Illinois, but as his headline suggests, this is occurring throughout blue state country: NY, New England, and wherever weak minds are found.

Even electricity is leaving blues states

New York state’s tax policy is exiling millionaires to Florida. California’s craziness is banishing billionaires. 

But Illinois has them beat with its climate change laws that are forcing two-thirds of an electric plant in Elwood to take the advice of Suzy Bogguss and drive South with the one they love.

Reddy Kilowatt packed its power plant and headed for Texas, which welcomes gas-powered electric plants. The company that owns two-thirds of that plant is hauling away the equipment that will generate 900 megawatts of power for Texans.

This is the reaction to the 2021 Climate & Equitable Jobs Act, which the Chicago Tribune called “one of Gov. JB Pritzker’s signature accomplishments, requires Illinois to phase out the burning of fossil fuels for electricity by 2045 and sets an earlier 2030 deadline for closing certain gas-fired plants.”

Elwood was among the plants that Democrat gave the arbitrary death penalty. 

One year after the governor signed the law, the Chicago Tribune proudly endorsed Pritzker’s re-election.

Much to its surprise, the editorial board discovered the evil Elwood plant is shutting down ahead of schedule.

On Friday, the newspaper ran an editorial, “Owner of massive Elwood Energy plant isn’t waiting for Illinois closure deadlines. They’re literally moving the plant to Texas.”

The editorial said, “Imagine that an entire nuclear reactor were shutting down for good in northern Illinois. The move at Elwood Energy is the equivalent.”

Democrats already are shuttering nuclear power plants.

Democrats used the global cooling/global warming/climate change argument to get this law passed. That was stated goal.

But now the real goal of ending cheap energy is being revealed in real time—and peddled as an unintentional consequence. There are no unintended consequences in politics, just undisclosed real purposes.

Only now do the unwashed elitist masses in the Fourth Estate realize saving the world will hit utility customers hardest as Democrats seek to bring equality of income in which everyone is poor.

Except the politicians, of course.

The newspaper acted surprised that plant, which were told to shut down, is doing just that—but on its own schedule, not the state’s. Rather take the loss, Elwood Energy sold the plant with Hull Street buying two-thirds of the operation. Now Hull Street is relocating them rather than let them rust out.

The Tribune said, “This startling development should raise alarm bells in Springfield, which already has heard warnings from experts that power capacity could fall short of what’s needed in Illinois within the next five years.”

The alarm went off 5 years ago when the bill was debated.

The move by Hull Street means Illinois won’t put the generator out of commission and save the world. The move means all Illinois accomplished was moving 900 megawatts of power out of state.

The newspaper said, “So not only will there be no reduction in overall emissions due to CEJA, the Chicago area will lose 900 megawatts of power that had been critical to meeting peak demand and helped dampen prices during those peak periods.

“Here’s some context on just how much juice that is. Just down the road from Elwood is Morris, home to Constellation Energy’s Dresden nuclear station, where two reactors combine to generate up to 1,845 megawatts. The six Elwood gas turbines that are heading south are the equivalent of one of Dresden’s reactors in terms of capacity.”

Very Much Related:

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2026/04/18/cracks-appear-in-climate-consensus-as-germanys-energy-minister-admits-renewable-energy-is-ruining-the-country/

Cracks Appear in Climate Consensus as Germany’s Energy Minister Admits Renewable Energy is Ruining the Country

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When Simon Wakter, Political Adviser to Sweden’s Minister for Energy, posted on X last Wednesday with a simple “Wow, incredible article” and a clapping emoji, he captured the shock rippling through Europe’s energy commentariat. The target of his applause was not some fringe sceptic but Germany’s own Economy and Energy Minister, Katherina Reiche.

In a guest column for the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, Reiche delivered a verdict that would have been career-ending heresy only a year ago: “One fact has been concealed for too long: an energy transition that ignores system costs will ruin the country it claims to save.” To anyone who has watched Germany’s Energiewende — that totemic experiment in decarbonisation-by-decree — unfold like a slow-motion train wreck, Reiche’s words land like a thunderclap from the Establishment itself.

Here is a senior CDU Minister in Chancellor Friedrich Merz’s Government openly admitting that two decades of Green-inspired fantasy have saddled the continent’s industrial powerhouse with hidden costs now running, according to estimates she cites, at €36 billion a year and climbing towards €90 billion. Grid expansions, backup power for intermittent wind and solar and the sheer inefficiency of trying to run a modern economy on the weather: all of it, she says, must stop being airbrushed out of the official narrative. The self-deception, she warns, is over.

This is not mere technocratic tinkering. It is the first major public crack in the ideological edifice that has dominated German — and by extension European — energy policy since the anti-nuclear, beatnik ’68ers’ generation seized the cultural high ground. Rupert Darwall chronicled the phenomenon with great precision in Green Tyranny: how a handful of German Greens, personified by the sneaker-wearing Joschka Fischer swearing in as Hesse’s environment minister in 1985, exported their peculiar red-green blend of anti-capitalist zeal and romantic environmentalism across the continent and beyond.

The previous post notwithstanding, it' s still possible to overprice your listing

Case in point, 9 Walnut Street, Cos Cob. Owner paid $1.020 million for it in July, tore down the existing house, leaving a one-bedroom cottage, and put it back up for sale in October at $1.575 million. Apparently other builders haven’t shared the owner’s belief that he’d lucked into a prime, underpriced building lot, because today that price was dropped to $1.495.

Keep going.