Our President warned them, but would they listen?

Wild video captures elderly driver Jerry Ross, 72, crashing into group of cyclists on Georgia road

An elderly motorist is accused of driving through a group of bicyclists in Georgia — knocking one over and fracturing his spine — before speeding off in a hit-and-run that was caught on camera.

Jerry Wayne Ross, 72, flashed a smile in his booking photo as he faces charges for the alleged hit-and-run with his Honda Pilot, all caught on video, on April 23 in Cherokee County, Ga., according to Fox 5 Atlanta.

The North Georgia Cycling Association was on its weekly Thursday night ride when the older driver was accused of driving up on the group in a suspected road-rage incident.

Leaving aside the wet behind the ears reporter’s description of a 72-year-old as “elderly”, these road-hoggers were put on notice back in 2023 that their bad behavior would no longer be tolerated once our illegally deposed king was returned to the White House. When can we expect this hero to receive his pardon?

Trump Vows That If Elected He Will Legalize Running Over Bicyclists

U.S. — Trump gained another 12 points in the polls today after he announced that his first act as President would be to legalize hitting bicyclists with your car.

"Yes, that's right, folks, when I take my rightful place as America's favorite President once again, everyone will be allowed to run over those bad, terrible people who wear tight shorts and ride in the middle of the road when you're trying to pass by in your limousine," said Trump in a recent speech. "The roads were made for big, beautiful automobiles and gorgeous, gorgeous, American-made cars, not for losers who ride bicycles like they're better than me. I say run 'em over!"

Sources say the crowd cheered wildly in approval of the campaign promise.

Critics were quick to say this was just one of many warning signs suggesting that Trump will be a fascist dictator. "Our worst fears have been realized," said CNN's Jake Tapper. "Bicyclists like me are the highest and most noble of God's creatures, and Trump wants to murder us all. He must be stopped!"