Michelle O : "Da White House has been barry, barry good to me"

A perfect resting place between trips to Hawaii and Vail

Finally proud to be an American, Michelle and Barry are scouting out the East Side for $10 million co-ops. This will bookend nicely with their newly-purchased $8 million D.C. digs but, as the former First Couple's spokesman Garret Morris points out, "their primary residence in Kenya cost just fifteen-bucks, including a couple goats, so these things balance out".