As an aside, I note that, in addition to Miss Russell calling me a "shitbiscuit", which is an agiest term perhaps best directed at her preferred First Selectman candidate Sandy Litvack, also refers to me as a "shitdick", and apparently means that as a term of opprobrium, too. Does she mean to imply that I have recently engaged in anal sex, and if so, does she object to that? Why? Is the young lady offended by just homosexual sex, or anal sex in general, and again, why? It was my understanding that peoplepersons of Russell's generation were open, so to speak, to all varieties of sexual experience, and at the very least, don't condemn (male) homosexuals' sex practices. Am I wrong? Should I abandon my attempts to join those wild, crazy dorm parties I've dreamed about?
I'm disappointed in you, Beth. I think you need to return to your college for reindoctrination, because you seem to be reverting to your staid, conventional Greenwich roots. Sad.