I could see these selling well in Greenwich

But transgenders like them too!

(Shouldn't there be horse shit on the new shoes, too?)

Nordstrom now offers, for $425, genuine blue jeans with fake dirt for those who want to look like they work at a manly occupation without, you know, actually doing so.

“These heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

God save our nation