I could see these selling well in Greenwich

But transgenders like them too! (Shouldn't there be horse shit on the new shoes, too?)

But transgenders like them too!

(Shouldn't there be horse shit on the new shoes, too?)

Nordstrom now offers, for $425, genuine blue jeans with fake dirt for those who want to look like they work at a manly occupation without, you know, actually doing so.

“These heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

God save our nation