What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

 Or a good sheep

Or a good sheep

A rooster clucks defiance, while a lawyer f***s the clients

Munich: Ukrainian lawyer who raped an American during Oktoberfest is spared jail after he claims drunkenness

A lawyer who raped a passed-out tourist at the Oktoberfest beer festival walked free from court with a suspended sentence claiming he developed a 'spontaneous affection' having guzzled at least 10 pints of beer.
The 38-year-old forced himself upon the holidaymaker at the famous beer festival in Munich while the man was in a drunken state, and told the court he could not explain his actions and that he was not homosexual despite sexually abusing the man.