Oh, just shut up

 Coney Island, 2012: Michael Bloomberg attends Nathan’s annual hot dog eating contest

Coney Island, 2012: Michael Bloomberg attends Nathan’s annual hot dog eating contest

PETA and Bloomberg: stop eating meat, immediately, or the world will end in 22 years (doomsday has apparently once again been postponed, but never mind).

In fact, according to CNN, among others, the world going completely vegetarian would be more harmful to the environment than our present carnivorous diet. Between the increase in agricultural fields that would require the destruction of woodlands, and those pesky plants themselves: rice is a huge methane producer, we’d probably destroy the earth in less than 22 years.

 Michael Bloomberg’s private jet, Dassault Falcon, $24 million. MPG undisclosed

Michael Bloomberg’s private jet, Dassault Falcon, $24 million. MPG undisclosed