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Alex Occasional Cortex, Phd. shows up Ted Cruz by building a baking soda volcano

“Common household baking soda?” Cruz questioned. “How can you make a volcano with that? You’ve gone mad.”

“No, I just know science!” Ocasio-Cortez said and then poured vinegar into the clay volcano. It then erupted with a white foam.

Cruz was terrified. “Aiee! She’s a witch! She’s made a real volcano, and she’s going to kill us all!”

“It’s not witchcraft,” Ocasio-Cortez explained. “It’s science. Baking soda is dehydrated bubbles, and vinegar reinflates them. Water doesn’t work as water kills bubbles since they’re closely related to the aliens from Signs.”

“I’m no match for her science knowledge!” Cruz screamed as he fled from the Capitol in terror.