The Sucker that Keeps on Giving

bombs away!

Not content with our contribution of $80 billion in arms to stock their international gun bazaar, the Taliban is pleased to announce that it will accept even more US aid

“Obama gave Iran $33.6 billion, in cash, in easy-to-transport pallets, Mullah Mohammed Yaqoob acknowledged to FWIW, “and yes, Iran is a bigger country, with a larger population, but it was Obama and Kerry who cut that deal. Now we have Biden and Kerry, and General Milley, of course, may Allah praise his name, so we’re confident we can do better: $50 billion, perhaps, especially when they take into account inflation — we must always consider constant dollar value.”

The Mullah then ended the interview, explaining that he had a pre-scheduled “toss the filthy homosexuals off a tall building” ceremony. “Twelve of them, he exulted, “plus three musicians, and one adulterous woman. Come see!”