Amazing drug used on horses significantly reduces COVID risks, according to study conducted by George Washington University

so why the long face?

so why the long face?

The treatment reduced the risk of reaching mechanical ventilation by 44%. ICU admissions were lower by 43%, and an overall in-hospital mortality saw a 47% decrease.

Asked for comment by FWIW, Mortimer Sapsucker, Chairman of the National Coalition of Drug Manufacturers and Major Media, dismissed the study’s findings: “Shut up”, he explained. “They’re talking about fooking aspirin: a penny a pill — the stuff we’re peddling runs $2,000 - $8,000 per, so which do you think is gonna help our economy the most? All our country’s best medical experts: Don Lemon, Steve Colbert, even Saint Fauci himself, are with us on this. Aspirin? Tell it to the Horse Marines”.

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another whiff by our doctor of incompetency

another whiff by our doctor of incompetency