When mental and physical midgets create political ads for one of themselves, the results aren’t pretty
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Even contrasting him with Joe Biden didn’t help, so what to do, what to do?
Were they high on coke when they thought this up?
Okay, so you’ve got a candidate whose mental acuity and physical condition are the primary issues on voters’ minds in a close election; how do you reassure Pennsylvanians that your man is fit as a fiddle and ready to represent the state forcefully and well? Wait, wait, I know: how about this?
For younger readers, and those suffering from Bidenese Syndrome, here’s a refresher on what the cripple in a hallway ad was supposed to be referring to: