NAACP warns its members that colored people are in danger in Florida

Florida Tourist Bureau greets a black man at the border

The National Association of Colored People issues travel advisory against visiting the Sunshine State

Here’s why:

“The police are searching the luggage of black tourists and confiscating any children’s books on African-American history or gay sex for the under-5 set”, NAACP chairman Rufus Jones complained to FWIW, “and there are reports that little ‘girls’ swimsuits with ‘tuck-friendly genital pockets’ are going to be banned on the beaches. These laws, and the ban on bringing chillun into drag queen shows, have literally placed bullseyes on the backs of the black man.

“Besides”, he continued, “there’s nobody for black folk to visit down there anyway, ‘cause all their friends and family have been rounded up by Hitler DeSantis and shoved into concentration camps, where they’re being gassed as I speak. We’re urging all our members to stay home in Chicago, where they’ll be safe.”

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