Gross-out of the day

It took me a few seconds to realize what this “abstract” piece of … art represents. No, those aren’t lip kisses. The gay Mr. Maldonado makes a powerful case for the immediate deportation of all our illegal visitors.

‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic’s husband deported to Mexico after being detained by ICE

The newlyweds had tied the knot just a few weeks ago while in a Texas federal lockup, where Exotic, 63, is currently serving a 21-year sentence for plotting to hire a hitman to murder big-cat arch-rival Carole Baskin and violating federal wildlife laws.