I figure they'll be good through Labor Day, unless there's an absolutely must-go party in the Hamptons before then

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Is it cheating if I’m on ozempic?

Yale students go on pro-Hamas hunger strike; administrators refuse meeting

“Demands include divestment from Israel, an end to the partnership with Tel Aviv University “and any fellowships that fund student travel to Israel,” a meeting with “University leadership,” a repeal of Yale’s rules that “limit peaceful protest and student advocacy,” and a guarantee “peaceful” protesters (like themselves) won’t be disciplined for their actions.”

No word whether they’ll be joining their fellow revolutionaries for latte and cinnamon bun breaks around the corner at Starbucks, where their brave contemporaries are protesting the imposition of a dress code, but I’m guessing they already have.

This Might Be the Most Absurd Union Walkout in History

I’m so old, I remember when you only saw bearded ladies at carnival freak shows; now they’re serving burnt coffee at retail shops.

Update: the fat thing in the clown hat above says it all, but here’s another one anyway: “How dare a company impose a dress code! We didn’t have to do that in kindergarten, why should we have to now?”