Aww, c'mon: she's no more senile than our former president

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Oh course, she’s no less senile, either

This is from “Not the Bee”, not its sister publication “the Bee”, and is not satire or even invented news:

Nancy Pelosi Says Trump Shouldn't Discuss Peace With Putin In Alaska Because Ukraine Is Fighting For America's Democracy and "Russia Claims Alaska"

In summary:

  • Rep. Pelosi said that Trump hasn't delivered on his promise of ending the Ukraine war by day one of his presidency, that the people of Ukraine are fighting for our democracy by fighting for their democracy (their president suspended elections), and she is disappointed that Trump hasn't continued military assistance (she must not have heard about the July deal to send weapons to Ukraine?).

  • To offer a reason for Trump's lack of action (again, at least a billion dollars of weapons are going to Ukraine), Pelosi implied Russian President Vladimir Putin "has something" on Trump (despite declassified documents showing the Obama administration fabricated that rumor in 2016 to undermine Trump's presidency, arguably the worst presidential scandal in U.S. history).

  • For those who think discussing a ceasefire is still a worthy goal despite disagreements with the Trump admin's policy, Pelosi said meeting in Alaska with Putin is silly because "Russia claims Alaska" (they sold it to America in 1867), implying that Putin is only meeting with Trump in Anchorage so he can size the place up for conquest.