Okay, Mikki, this one's for you

Deadly bomb cyclone headed straight for NYC — and could batter Northeast with even more snow, colder temps

Oh, my GAWD! Deadly! Bomb Cyclone! Oh, what will we do, WHAT WILL WE DO?!!!

We have the headline, and then we have the article itself:

The storm is forecast to blow into town Saturday night and stay through Sunday. It could drop upwards of 3 inches.

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“Regardless of the storm track, it will likely be a blustery day on Sunday, especially from the city on east and south,” AccuWeather senior meteorologist Matt Benz told The Post.