University dumps its Spanish mascot, goes with Italian instead — "He'll always be 'the Don', just not a lazy, stupid one"

Deported back to mexico, and it’s about time

The University of San Francisco announced Friday that “The Don” — a costumed figure sporting a pencil mustache and a green Spanish-style hat that has patrolled the sidelines since 1932 — will officially step aside at the start of the spring 2027 semester.

The mascot originally honored Don Francisco de Haro, the first mayor of Yerba Buena before it became San Francisco.

While the Spanish honorific translates to “of noble origin,” the figure sparked widespread debate in 2022 when USF’s student government passed a formal resolution demanding its removal, arguing the character symbolized the exploitation and subjugation of California’s Indigenous people. [Does this mean that Hispanics will owe Indians big bucks under the state’s proposed reparations law? – ED]

A student petition supporting the measure gathered more than 400 signatures, urging campus administrators to phase out the colonial-era imagery and form a joint task force to select a replacement.

USF President Salvador Aceves framed the transition as a natural evolution for the university alongside newly appointed athletic director Brent Blaylock.

“With new leadership at USF and in Dons Athletics, we believe the time is right to revitalize our image and embrace a new mascot, one that is known for its intelligence, endurance and ability to work cooperatively in its pack,” Aceves said. “At the same time, we will proudly remain the University of San Francisco Dons.”

Whatever – We can now look forward to the resumption of the campus’ Columbus Day parade next year, and that’s a good thing.