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Stephen Green

Florida Man Friday: This Is Exactly What I Said Would Happen if They Shut Down TSA

Florida Man plows through airport gate onto airfield, sneaks onto planes before police takedown

We might never know exactly what prompted Florida Man to crash his Ford Mustang through a gate at Daytona Beach International Airport. Even in our darkest moments, we might not comprehend why he would speed so close to a taxiing aircraft that he nearly hit it. And it would take saint-like empathy to get inside the mind capable of abandoning his car so that he could attempt to board an occupied and running plane on the tarmac. 

When Florida Man realized the airplane was locked, he ran to two more planes and "briefly made entry to them," according to authorities, before being stopped by airport staff and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security. He cooperated with police, telling them to "take me away."

Although all of these things do become somewhat more relatable when we learn that, after his arrest and being charged with two counts of indecent exposure, criminal mischief, and burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, Florida Man admitted that he drank alcohol, snorted cocaine, and smoked marijuana before his little rampage.

Yet there is somehow one vital detail missing from the initial reports.

So here it is: Florida Man causing havoc at airport admits to getting high and drunk after AA meeting.

And now you know... 

...the rest of the story.