They say this as though it were a good thing

Leaving Manhattan

Leaving Manhattan

Rich New Yorkers flee high taxes

Codina estimates as many as 1 in 4 of the residential units for sale in his community of 60,000 will be purchased by New Yorkers, expanding the permanent ex-New Yorker population by another 5,000

Having despoiled their city with demands for bountiful social services, excessive regulations and the dissolution of the police force, the wealthy move on to other states to repeat the process. These people, and their counterparts fleeing California and the Pacific Northwest are no more sophisticated and far more dangerous than the primitives practicing slash and burn agriculture in Third World cultures.

At least there was a forklift handy

(I couldn’t find a picture of an actual cow on a forklift that wasn’t too gross to post on a Sunday morning)

(I couldn’t find a picture of an actual cow on a forklift that wasn’t too gross to post on a Sunday morning)

After the archer missed, CT. meat store trio slits cow’s throat in Home Depot parking lot

Officers said Saturday a young cow at the Saba meat store got loose and ran across the street to Home Depot, followed by Saba employee Badr Musaed and Andy Morrison, a contractor doing renovation work there armed with a bow and arrow.

[T]he police report said, “…as the cow ran towards the employees Morrison shot at the cow however he missed and the arrow struck the wall of the Home Depot.”

Moments later, in the back of the Home Depot, Musaed was observed pulling out a foot long knife, and then police said, “Three of the employees grabbed onto the cow…one employee… pulled out a knife and proceeded to cut the cow’s throat.”

It prompted a police officer to raise his arms in disbelief. He then had this exchange with one of the store employees who tackled the cow:

“Officer: you know this is a big, this is a problem. This is not something that can be done.”

Saba employee: “We try to do our best, you know.”

Officer: “Okay, but you guys get, like, you get a leash, you got something, like, like this kid here just watched you slit a cow’s throat.”

Saba employee: “They come in our store all the time.”

Officer: “Okay, but we’re not in your store right now, you’re in the back of Home Depot.”

Bloomfield police gave Musaed a ticket for creating a public disturbance, noting in the incident report that Musaed and his coworkers appeared unremorseful.

You can’t make an omelette without breaking kneecaps.

"This is just the beginning". Yes, it is

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Wowed by a convincing demonstration of a yummy fondue of chocolate-dipped strawberries prepared on an induction plate, Berkeley City Council unanimously votes to ban natural gas in new construction and go 100% electric.

California Energy Commission Chairman David Hochschild, who has lived in Berkeley for nearly a decade, told officials he was very much in favor of the ordinance. He said it would be yet another chance for Berkeley to lead the way, as it had done with laws banning smoking and supporting marriage equality, curb cuts and recycling, among other policies.

“You see those changes go to other cities, then go up to the state level and then go to the national level,” Hochschild said. “That’s how change happens.”

Hochschild said California has a state mandate in place to get to 100% clean energy by 2045. Electrification is the next step in that endeavor, he said. Fifty other cities in the state are “actively considering” legislation related to phasing out natural gas, he told council, “but Berkeley’s the first, thanks to you.”

Mayor Jesse Arreguín picked up on that theme during his comments in support of the new law: “Ideas start here and movements are born here,” he said, of Berkeley. Phasing out natural gas is a necessary action, he added, “not some radical pie-in-the-sky idea.”

Arreguín credited Councilwoman Davila for her resolution in 2018 to declare a climate emergency * in Berkeley. He said that helped set the stage for Tuesday night’s electrification ordinance.

In her remarks, Davila said it was her son who motivated her to put forward last year’s climate emergency resolution: “This is exactly what we wanted and dreamed and hoped for,” she said. “This is just the beginning.”

* nee global warming, nee climate change

Connecticut has already joined New York, New Hampshire and Maine in banning all new construction of natural gas pipelines and power facilities, but don’t worry, because windmills. Uh huh. (Asked if the cancellation of these natural gas pipeline proposals in Connecticut would result in higher energy costs for state consumers, [Connecticut D.P.U. Commissioner] Dykes replied: "I don't have a crystal ball." Uh huh again.)

Here’s an interesting point: Russia counts on oil and gas for 60% of its exports and 30% of its GDP. When prices drop, Russia gets clobbered.

The effect of the 2014 oil price collapse on Russia's economy was fast and devastating. Between June and December 2014, the Russian ruble declined in value by 59% relative to the U.S. dollar. At the beginning of 2015, Russia, along with neighboring Ukraine, had the lowest purchasing power parity (PPP) relative to the U.S. of any country in the world. Declining PPP lowers living standards, as goods purchased using the home currency become more expensive than they should be. Moreover, Russia receives less economic benefit from lower pump prices than the U.S. does, as Russians consume much less oil and gas than Americans. Less than 30% of Russia's oil production is retained for domestic use, while the remainder is exported.

Oil prices also affect imports for Russia, as was seen in 2014. Because the country is a net importer of goods like soybeans and rubber, the sharp increase in import prices caused by a falling ruble touched off major inflation, which the Russian government attempted to tamp down by raising interest rates as high as 17%.

The Leftists claim to be convinced that Russia interfered with our recent election by spending $175,000 on Facebook ads, yet angrily dismiss the very idea that that same country would seek to preserve its economy and Putin’s rule by encouraging, even leading, movements to protect the price of oil. Stopping fracking and pipeline projects are excellent ways to do that, especially when there’s a huge, ready supply of useful idiots populating the U.S. and Western Europe.

But no, Russia would never conspire against us with anyone but Orange Man.

Uh huh.

Let those among us who have ever taught young co-eds cast the first stoned

University professor fired for demanding sex, moose and lobster from failing student

A faculty member at Cape Breton University has been terminated for demanding sex, moose meat and lobster from a student who was struggling in his course in exchange for better grades.

In an emailed response, university spokeswoman Lenore Parsley didn’t answer questions about the firing, the nature of the offence, details about the employee’s position and whether there had been other complaints about the employee.

“Cape Breton University is committed to a safe and respectful campus for all of our community members,” Parsley said. “Any and all complaints follow a formal process, as indicated in our respectful campus policy.”

Mind you, this may all have been a simple misunderstanding:

Moose and Lobsta is very rare 70% Sativa strain of cannabis. The original breeder of Moose & Lobsta is currently unknown. However, a 2nd breeder named Professor P/Dynasty Genetics has bred a version of Moose & Lobsta using a cross between Ka…

Moose and Lobsta is very rare 70% Sativa strain of cannabis. The original breeder of Moose & Lobsta is currently unknown. However, a 2nd breeder named Professor P/Dynasty Genetics has bred a version of Moose & Lobsta using a cross between Kapi Snapple & Oregon Huckleberry. Moose & Lobsta has been known to relieve stress and depression while greatly enhancing creativity.

Nothing wrong with stirring up a little creativity in the cloak room, is there?



Another reason to abolish liberal arts teaching courses, as if we needed one

“It’s more likely the sword is meant to pair with the shield, for one complete military metaphor. Military coats of arms often include a sword above the shield — and that does not symbolize a sword threatening the family's crest on the shield. …. Cr…

“It’s more likely the sword is meant to pair with the shield, for one complete military metaphor. Military coats of arms often include a sword above the shield — and that does not symbolize a sword threatening the family's crest on the shield. …. Critics of this seal and flag have no understanding of heraldry.”

Massachusetts sixth-graders get woke, demand new state flag that won’t offend redskins

On Thursday, the Amherst, Mass., school system announced that it had been awarded a $10,000 grant from the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) for sixth-grade activism projects. In particular, the SPLC rewarded class projects protesting the state flag for being "violent" to Native Americans, supporting reforestation, and advocating for the Green New Deal.

The $10,000 grant will build on an earlier grant for the previous school year, which enabled Fort River Elementary School to expand "the scope of student work, moving beyond writing and advocacy into a third phase when students worked with Organizers in Residence to organize for change on various issues."

Students worked on three projects: "Change the imagery on the state flag they considered violent and denigrating to Native Americans; Prevent deforestation in Massachusetts, and increase local planting through the Trillion Tree Initiative; and Support the Green New Deal."

"Massachusetts is a peaceful state, and the Commonwealth’s current flag is not allowing us to put our best foot forward. The 400th anniversary of the landing of the Mayflower is coming in 2020, and we want this flag change to reflect our history by honoring Native Americans," [the students] wrote.

Massachusetts is “a peaceful state”? Tell it to Lexington.

I don’t particularly care if the remnants of our woodland Indian tribes are still sulking over their lost pumpkin fields and lima beans; my ancestors did the bulk of the necessary work to ensure we didn’t have to go back to where we’d come from, and if there’s more still to be done, then today’s generation can attend to it. What I do object to is the brainwashing of school children as is going on in public schools across the country. And that process to form little activists begins as soon as the state gets its hands on the unsuspecting kids, as early as First Grade, where we’re seeing the introduction of the concept of “micro-aggressions”, so that the young sponges can start understanding and feeling guilty of or put-upon, depending, by racism, sexism, and “structural inequality”.

It’s probably too soon to ask that we shut down the liberal arts divisions of our colleges and universities entirely, but a good start could be made toward restoring the nation if we stopped siccing earnest young proselytizers on our children.

That’d be just one small step for a teachers college, but a giant leap for mankind.

To ask is not necessarily to get

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45 Patterson Avenue has sold for $3.6 million. Appraised value is $3,223,700, but the broker listed it for $5.750 million in January, 2018, and so it sat.

The particular agent who set that price is notorious for completely misjudging the value of her listings, yet she is quite successful. I’ve never understood that.

The only consolation is that the owner sold it direct, so no commission was earned for all this futile effort.

Price cut off lower Stanwich

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17 Rustic View Road, which started at the implausible price of $2.985 million in April, 2018, has shed $600,000 and can now be yours for $2.395. The owner paid $2.550 for it in 2014.

I like Rustic, when I can get past its developer’s corny name, and this house itself has a lot of space on decent land and has been updated and improved recently. I also like its new price.

(It was also listed as a rental today for the first time. That’s usually a sign that the owner is getting tired and dispirited, so ….)

Not unlike his and his fellow millionaires' refusal to pay higher taxes unless the government forces them to

I can’t hear you!

I can’t hear you!

Sanders campaign workers complain that they’re being paid less than the $15 Bernie minimum.

Bernie Sanders’ campaign staffers claim they’re really getting berned — by not being paid the $15-an-hour minimum wage the democratic socialist advocates for all workers.

The unionized employees — known as the bottom-rung “field organizers” — say they work a minimum of 60 hours of a week, which drops their average hourly pay to less than $13, according to a new report by the Washington Post.

“Many field staffers are barely managing to survive financially, which is severely impacting our team’s productivity and morale,” union members said in a draft letter that will soon be sent to campaign manager Faiz Shakir. “Some field organizers have already left the campaign as a result.”

The staffers say their work conditions fly in the face of Sanders’ campaign platform when it comes to fair pay — he has marched with McDonald’s employees for better wages and has slammed Walmart executives for paying “starvation wages.”

The independent from Vermont has also led the fight to boost the current minimum wage, which stands at $7.25 an hour, to $15.

Field organizers, often 20-something-year-olds who uproot their lives and spend long days on the front lines of the campaign, are paid a set annual salary of $36,000, while interns and canvassers make $15 an hour and bargaining unit deputies rake in $100,000 a year, according to the collective bargaining agreement.

FWIW located the candidate in Concord, New Hampshire, where he was conducting a book sale/meet and greet with two fat waitresses and a dishwasher repairman who had just been leaving, until he’d discovered that the doors had been locked from the outside, and sat down.

“Look,” Sanders told our reporter, “these little shits are just out of college, with degrees in pottery and minors in gender studies and dance; who else would hire their useless ass? For thirty-six thou a year! Hell, they couldn’t operate a floor polisher at Walmarts, and they’re complaining? I only hire them as an act of royal beneficence, and they used to know that.

“So they have to ring doorbells — so what? They grew up ringing doorbells, for crissake, demanding free candy, and I’m just asking them to do what they already know how to do. They should be on their goddamn knees before me, singing hosannahs and anointing my feet with polar bear grease, but instead they’re skulking off to the WaPo and whining about their allowance. If one of these little cretins wants more money, he can just call his mommy — that’s why she put him on her call plan to begin with.

“You gonna buy a book? Otherwise I gotta go; I’d due in Biden Falls, way the fuck up in the White Mountains, and because of that dumb broad AOC opening her pie hole I can’t fly there or even drive, noooo, it’s ‘Bernie on the goddamn train day’, with a five-mile hike once I hit the terminal. She thinks Pelosi’s been hard on her? Wait’ll she sees what happens when I’m president: straight back to that shit hole of a country she came from, the second I’m sworn in.”

Mr. Sanders left then, leaving his coffee tab on the table. Our reporter picked it up.




A foreclosure may look cheap, but take (at least) a second look

DEAD FLIPPER

DEAD FLIPPER

When we last checked on 36 Perkins Road in June, it had dropped its asking price from $6.2 million (2015) to $3.5 and a deal was finally pending. It suffered a final indignity this morning, closing at $3.035. A lot of work for no return.

The would-be flipper here bought a wreck from Cathay Bank for $2.1 million in January 2014 and, at least according to its listing, did the following:

This home was taken down to the studs and redesigned to work with today's lifestyle. Beautiful and long tree-lined drive sets the stage for the private and mature setting on over 2.5 acres. Majestic entry with double staircases. LvRm/DnRm/Fm/Rm/Library and Master all with fireplaces. Gourmet kitchen opening up to breakfast room & family room. State-of-the-art technology throughout. Home theater.

You don’t get paid for an agent’s fulsome* descriptions, but perhaps the flipper thought he would, because he returned it to the market in November 2014, all tarted up and asking that $6.2. Less than half of that five years later is an owie.

*Yes, grammarians, I use the word exactly as God intended it to be employed.

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Stamford's real estate is doing no better than Greenwich's

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33 Farms Road, a 1737 farm house that still retains much of its original construction and appeal, and 3 acres of its original land, sold for $1.875 million in 2009, and is now under contract again, but this time it was asking $1.495 (it failed to sell at $1.989 in 2015).

Farms Road runs from upper Taconic in Greenwich to Riversville Road, and this house has always been one of its attractions as I drove between the two towns. Assuming it sells for $1,400,000, that’s roughly a 25% drop in value since 2009; that keeps up, and Jill Oberland will be looking to house her new refugee friends in North Stamford, which will come as a relief for those of us hoping to continue to use Greenwich’ sidewalks and parks.