Can't beat David Bernstein's headline, so I won't try
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🚨🚨 BREAKING: Transgender Providence Police Department spokesperson Lyle Culpepper asks the public to stop referring to the radical Islamic shooter at Brown University as “the brown shooter”, even though he is quite literally THE BROWN SHOOTER because he committed a mass… pic.twitter.com/nzbniYAo8Y
— Joshua Hall (@JoshHall2024) December 18, 2025