We can relax now: our betters are conferring on the proper disposal of the rest of us

Leo’s ship has come in

Leo’s ship has come in

A-List celebrities descend on Italy to condemn global warming and making the world miserable for the peasants of the world. 114 private jets scheduled to arrive in Sicily today.

“Well of course Meghan and I are flying in; separately”, Prince Harry told FWIW, “and of course we’ve accepted Leo’s invitation to stay with him aboard his yacht. Have you any idea how filthy Sicilians are? Can’t risk little Archie’s health now, can we?”

The sub-Royals, who this week forbade their neighbors from speaking to them — “not even good morning, if you please” — or approaching them or their dogs, insist that their plan to reduce humanity to a pre-Industrial revolution standard of living will spare the world from overheating and distribute poverty equally. “Well not the Queen’s money, naturally” Harry said “she and our ancestors took it fair and square, and we intend to keep it.”

Mr. DiCaprio begged off our request for an interview, his chauffeur/spokesman explaining that he was busy in the engine room, overseeing the engine conversion from diesel to vegetable oil: “That simple change”, the spokesman said, “will reduce Leo’s carbon footprint from that of a small metropolis to a mere township — well, perhaps two townships — okay, three, but no more than three. Unless he has to fly off to Bali or some other hell-hole for the next global crisis conference.”

They had to wait a couple of years, but these Perryridge owners got their price

Thomas Kinkaid was unavailable for comment

Thomas Kinkaid was unavailable for comment

Or close enough. 32 Perryridge Road hit the market in August, 2017 at $2.375 million and slooowly dropped their price to $1.950, when a buyer finally showed up. It closed today for $1.9 even.

I personally wouldn’t list my house until I wanted to move, and if I wanted to move, I’d adjust the price more quickly than these people did so I could find the market, but that’s just me; some owners like to hang around the old digs as long as possible.

The permanent-inventory thaws, if only by a teensy bit

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After 2,648 days on the market, 636 Riversville Road has closed at $3,237,500. The owners paid $3.995 for it (full price, four days on the market) in 2004, did a huge renovation job and put it back up for sale in 2010 at $7.590 million. Indifference, if not hilarity ensued, and the price gradually dropped over the years until, when it was priced at $3.850 million this past May, it found a buyer.

It’s a very nice house, and in another era I’d have congratulated the buyer on landing a great deal, but these days, who can say? 636 Riversville is just around the corner from Richmond Hill Road, and houses on that street have not being well the past decade.

They may now self-identify as male Pussyhats, but the ladies of Greenwich Invisible have retained their vapors

Greenwich Invisibilites go drag

Greenwich Invisibilites go drag

Someone granted them a crayon at the asylum, and they’ve reached out anonymously to warn us of the presence of communists, right here in Greenwich City!

Dear Editor,

We are in a national state of emergency and it requires a response from every American. The Russian government “interfered in the 2016 presidential election in sweeping and systematic fashion” to benefit Donald Trump.

We have watched as local GOP leaders largely stood silent in the face of Charlottesville and divisive rhetoric against minorities, atrocities at the border and tweets that attack our democracy, our democratic institutions and our people. And they now stand silent in the face of Russian interference with elections and their party leader’s invitations for more. Who else should speak out on this issue if not all leaders of political parties, all candidates, and all elected officials? Moreover, election interference is not solely a “national” issue. Indeed, elections are run at the state and local levels. When we are faced with a “sweeping and systematic” attack on every state’s voting systems, it transcends each and every level of government. Leaders at every level have the duty to speak out and to act. Failure to protect our democracy from attack by Russia is a failure to lead, whether at the local, state or federal level. Rome is burning and silence and inaction at this point equal complicity.

If local leaders lack the moral courage to condemn the rampant, systemic and ongoing corruption of the electoral process, and instead through silence accept sweeping foreign attacks, they are unfit to lead. If they don’t have the moral courage to choose country over party, they cannot be trusted to govern the whole. We urge every American, and especially every Republican, to stand up, speak up and take action to fight back against systemic and ongoing Russian election interference here in Connecticut and everywhere else in this country. Our democracy literally depends on it.

Where were these hysterics before, when Obama was deporting illegal aliens, separating children from parents and holding them in cages? Or when Secretary of State Clinton handed control of 1/3 of the nation’s uranium supply to the Russians in exchange for a $500 million “contribution” to her personal pocket? Or when Obama paid billions to Iran to fund its nuclear weapon program and Friends of Hamas campaign? Or when Obama sat idly by while his friend Putin invaded and annexed Crimea? And so on.

Fortunately, we have one candidate for First Selectman willing to stand up to these evil people and speak truth to power: “Just look around you”, Jill Oberlander told FWIW, “they’re everywhere! They’ve taken over Hollywood and our televisions. They’ve coopted CBS, NBC and ABC. They’ve infiltrated CNN and MSNBC, and turned our educators into Marxist-spouting quislings! IT HAS TO STOP!!!

“When I take over”, Oberland continued, after catching her breath, “I’ll end this assault on our country and our values. First, I’ll block all cable and broadcast networks from entering Greenwich — except Fox, but that goes without saying — then I’ll clean house in our schools; roust the entire Fifth Column and ship the bunch of them back where they came from, and tell them where they can stuff their Howard Zinn American history books when they go. I’ll bring in educators who understand capitalism, I’ll send the kids on field trips to Venezuela and Russia, so they can understand what life without toilet paper is like.

“These pussies want local leaders to take a stand in defense of America? Well I’m their man, and they better know it.”

Oberlander then excused herself, explaining that she had a play date with the new GHS Boys/Girls/Whatever rugby team. “Kick ass, baby”, she cried, “kick ass!”

It's a good thing it's impossible for blacks and Democrats to be racists, because otherwise this would make for a helluva discrimination suit

Bringing back the ‘20s, one fetch-and-step-it at a time

Bringing back the ‘20s, one fetch-and-step-it at a time

Executive Director of Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee fired for being white.

Allison Jaslow, executive director of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), resigned on Monday amid complaints that the DCCC is too white. No, seriously, that's the complaint. Black and Hispanic lawmakers say the DCCC, the Democrats' major campaign arm, lacks racial diversity and is not doing enough to reach Latino voters and hire consultants of color.

On Sunday, Hispanic Reps. Vicente González (D-Texas) and Filemon Vela (D-Texas) called for Jaslow's resignation in a statement to Politico. DCCC Chairwoman Rep. Cheri Bustos (D-Ill.) flew back to Washington, D.C., for a meeting Monday, despite having left with the rest of Congress for the August recess. Jaslow resigned at that meeting, Politico reported.

Speaking of colored people (people of color?), the 4th member of “The Squad”, Aynn Pressley (D. Mass.) has opined on who is to be allowed to have a voice in the new world order, and who is not:

If you’re not prepared to come to that table and represent that voice, don’t come, because we don’t need any more brown faces that don’t want to be a brown voice. We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be a black voice. We don’t need Muslims that don’t want to be a Muslim voice. We don’t need queers that don’t want to be a queer voice. If you’re worried about being marginalized and stereotyped, please don’t even show up because we need you to represent that voice.

Victor Davis Hanson comments:

In sum, Pressley just outlined the classic anti-Enlightenment mindset: we are all permanent captives of our superficial race, religion, and sexual orientation. We must at all times think, act, and speak in such tribal fashion—and do so monolithically and collectively, in adopting the party line as set down by such elites as those like Pressley herself.

Blacks who oppose affirmative action, or Muslims who recognize Israel, or “queers” whose sexual preferences are incidental, not essential to their personas are thus declared not authentic and thus not to be welcomed by Pressley into the new racialist Democratic Party.





I've been advocating this since the issue first raised its ugly head

Males have “an intolerable advantage in women’s sports”.

Biological males who identify as women have a distinct advantage in women's sports that creates an "intolerable unfairness," according to a recent studypublished in The Journal of Medical Ethics. While the study rightly admits a truth that has become anathema in the days of transgender orthodoxy, the authors attempt to redeem themselves by calling for the abolition of male and female categories in sports.

The study, performed by New Zealand researchers at the University of Otago in Dunedin, acknowledges that "the inclusion of elite trans women athletes in sport is controversial." Bioethicists Taryn Knox, Lynley Anderson, and Alison Heather conclude that allowing males to compete in women's sports at the high testosterone threshold established by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is unfair.

"To determine whether the advantage is unfair necessitates an ethical analysis of the principles of inclusion and fairness. Particularly important is whether the advantage held by transwomen is a tolerable or intolerable unfairness. We conclude that the advantage to transwomen afforded by the IOC guidelines is an intolerable unfairness," the New Zealand researchers write.

Biological Man Who Beat Women in Cycling Complains About 'Toxic Masculinity'

Testosterone is far from the sole reason males have an unfair advantage over females in women's sports, however. Differences between male and female development begin in the womb and continue throughout life. As Duke Law School Professor Doriane Lambelet Coleman testified if the pro-transgender Equality Act allowed biological men to compete in women's sports, "the very best women in the world would lose to literally thousands of boys and men, including thousands who would be considered second-tier."

The study’s authors are careful not to run afoul of the thought police, though.

This does not mean transwomen should be excluded from elite sport but that the existing male/female categories in sport should be abandoned in favour of a more nuanced approach satisfying both inclusion and fairness.

While we await a more nuanced approach that ignores biology and settled science, we must act now, before hundreds of delicate boys who think they’re girls are permanently damaged. Abandon the false dichotomy of male/female and just field teams based on ability alone. We can get rid of expense of maintaining two separate but equal branches of the same sport and provide immediate justice to all.

Wouldn’t it be fun if Trump issued an executive order commanding this?

Old Greenwich sale

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12 Bryon Road, new in 2016, listed in March for $3.550 million and sold overnight, full price. Closed today.

Only quibble, and a minor, unavoidable one given the property’s location in the AE flood zone, is that the living quarters begin one floor up. Even that inconvenience, though, is ameliorated by an elevator down to the garage.

Excellent neighborhood, and the house is in move-in, like-new condition; it’s easy to see why multiple buyers were attracted to it.